The Covino & Rich Show

Hey guys! This is Jayson and this is your official recap of the Covino and Rich show!

The show started off with the guys saying hello to each other, considering that Covino is back in LA, and Rich is in New York. The guys talked about the special guest they were having on the show today. Then they started talking about kids, most importantly lying to your kids. They were saying and asking what will the dudebros on our show tell their kids, and what are they going to lie about, and is it a good idea to lie to them?  Next, Rich brought up the subject of J.Lo and how she was on the television show How I Met you Mother last night. Saying that for the character she played she was pretty good. Covino was saying there’s always somebody making a special guest appearance on the show, does this mean the show is being canceled or going off air?

Next the pro wrestler turned politician Jesse Ventura arrived in studio. He was talking about how he just got in from Mexico a couple of days ago. He was also saying how he was living without television and radio for the past six months. He said the only show that he’s seen in the past couple of months was the superbowl, but he had to drive to a friend’s house to watch it. Covino told Jesse that his toy of him sucked, that he use to play with when he was a child. Then Rich started talking about his history in politics, and his past wrestling world.  He asks does he still stay in contact with the wrestling world. He says no, that he’s very disconnected from the wrestlers, and the wrestling world. Then Jesse starts taking things in his own hand and talks about Demolition. Demolition referring to conspiracy, he says his book American Conspiracy explains everything. Covino and Rich started talking about that he had with another radio station host. Then Jesse brings it back and starts talking about theories of conspiracy. Things like 2012, and the 9/11 theory. Jesse says the biggest cover up in history in his opinion is the assassination of JFK.  Jesse then leaves the show.

After Jesse left and there was a short break, Covino was talking about how his beard looks black and awful. Then the guys started talking about Lindsay Lohan and how she is suing e-trade because she feels that she is the Lindsay that they are talking about in the commercial. Callers start calling in saying how can she sue when there’s millions of Lindsay’s in the world. But judge for yourself…

Next, the guys were talking about songs that probably were made for the summer, but get played during the spring. Rich was saying the new black booty clapping anthem for the summer is Ludacris How Low.  Then Rich was saying how during the break as he went to the restroom, some of the coworkers at the radio station was saying that Jesses sorta crazy. This makes Rich ask the question if you’re thinking outside of the box, and believe this theory thing, does this make you a little crazy also?  Callers call in and give their opinion. Then Rich starts to also talk about this restaurant in NYC that feeds you so much food for only 40 dollars. Callers also call in and give their opinion.

Next, Anjelah Johnston stops by to bless us with our presence. Rich immediately asks her because she’s so pretty does that sometimes come as a set back? She tells her in a way it can be, but she makes the best of it. Then, Anjelah started talking about her history as a cheerleader, then to a standup comedian.  She says that she’s a little hood.  She tells the listeners that she has an upcoming movie with Carlos Mencia. Then the guys ask her does she get a lot of play from dudes in the club or at shows? She says no, but then they started talking about the difference between black guys trying to holla, and white guys.  She was saying how black guy’s voice gets deeper, and white guy’s voices get higher.  Then Rich asks her the first time that she did stand up did she immediately find her groove or didn’t she. She said immediately she found her groove. Then Covino asked why are they blocked from George Lopez twitter? She says she doesn’t know, he’s a cool dude, but she doesn’t know why. Then she tells us to make sure we check out her movie that comes out this Friday, and leaves.

Next, the guys went into the subject of Pussification of America. Covino was talking about how he was at the mall with his girl, and this dude tried to get him to come inside the Abercrombie store with no shirt on. He was saying that this is wrong, and that the store is way off if their trying to get dudes to come inside the store (warning, content below is uber gay!!)…

Next, was the guys talking about a naked snow woman and how it was on some ones lawn, so the owners called the police and the police told them to get a bikini and put it over the snow woman…

Next, were the guys talking about SLIM T’s. This is a shirt that gets your body looking younger and slimmer hiding you gut for men. Covino was saying this is POA because it’s stupid men should be comfortable with their bodies. Callers call in and give their opinions on this issue.

And don’t forget about the Perfect Fit Button… REALLY?!?

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Hey guys! This is Jayson, one of the interns for The Covino & Rich show, and this is what happened today on the show!

The show started off with Rich once again talking about how he wants to live in LA, and that he’s tired of New York and the winter. Then the guys began to talk about Hot Tub Time Machine. A movie that is slated to come out this march that’s featuring John Cusack. Speaking on the subject of movies Covino began to feel a little upset, because he feels that Notorious (the Biggie Smalls movie) was under rated. He doesn’t understand why the fat chick from Precious is getting all the fame, and recognition, when the guy that played Biggie doesn’t. He feels that they should be equally recognized.

Next, was Rich and Covino talking about the Sea World trainer that died. The guys were talking about how the whale had killed two trainers before, and how the owners of the whale is considering killing the whale. Covino and Rich were saying well duh! That should be the only option or to let the whale go in the wild. Rich said that his co host on the morning mash up Stanley T said that he would buy a black ninja suit and take the whale out. Callers call in and talk about this.

The next thing they spoke about was television shows, shows like American Idol. Rich was saying how American Idol this season is weak. He says the singers are horrible, and the show its self has lost it. Then Covino went on to talk about how the world LOL really means that I don’t care. Then Covino went on to talk about the show Silent Library on MTV. Both of the guys were saying how the show is low budget.

Next was the topic of sports. The guys were asking the listening audience what is Squash? Callers called in and told them what the game was. Covino then asked should ESPN be covering Squash? Then he also asked why are sports being so pussified. Callers call in and give their thoughts about this.

The guys then come back and talk about 90’s rock bands. Then Covino changed the subject saying that he wish players in any sport had more heart about the game. Then the guys started reminiscing again about 90’s music. Then, they asked a question they asked was 90’s music good back then just because we grew up during the time, or was it really good? Callers then call in and talk about this question. Then the guys started playing music trivia, about songs Rich heard at his graduation, or when he first started driving. Callers called in and tried to figure out these songs.

Then the last thing they talked about was Rich preparing for his wedding. Rich was saying how he doesn’t talk to his family, but he’s having them in his wedding. Then Rich started to talk about his family, and how since he’s the oldest, he feels that he has to be the one who pays the tab for everybody every time they go out. Callers call in and talk about this to.

This has been your official update of the Covino and Rich show. Stay tuned and see what happens next!

Hey! This is ya boy Jayson, in case you missed it, here is the official rundown of what happened today on the Covino and Rich show!

The show started off on a very awkward and sexual tip today. Rich and Covino started off by talking about what they did last night. They both went to a Mexican restaurant together, and they had a good time, then Rich talked about how when he got home, he wanted to crank one out cause his girl wasn’t home. Covino was telling Rich why jerk one out when you know when your girl gets home she’s going to want some. Instead of wasting the nut, just wait until his girl comes home. Callers call in and weigh their thoughts in on this subject. Then after a few calls Rich goes on to say that when his girl isn’t home he looks at porn and she knows, and she tells him why delete it, and he says its because he doesn’t want her looking at the websites he was on. Then Rich and Covino asked a question to the listening audience, “Do you think its cool to rub one out before your girl gets home?” Callers call in and give their opinion on this.

The next thing on the show that happened was the letter the Covino had from a dudebro that said he was in college and that he couldn’t get any pussy. Covino tells him that hes in college, and that it should be easy to get some, just go to a party get drunk then make moves on chicks who are drunk also. After the dudebro letter they start talking about bands or artist that they can’t stand. Covino was saying how he couldn’t stand Owl city, while Rich was saying how he couldn’t stand Miley Cyrus. Callers call in and the artist range from Tool to Lenny Kravitz that people don’t like.

Next topic on the show was how Rich keeps seeing mystery credit card charges on his phone. He says when hes drunk he makes unusual purchases on his card, which isn’t good.

Next on the show was a trivia game they played for the reminder of the show length. THE MYSTICAL MAGICALLY MOVIE MADNESS TRIVA game. Basically, this game was about movies from the 80’s thru 90’s. The rest of the show was trivia, to which callers called in and tried to guess the answers from these movies ranging from Weird Science to Sixteen Candless.

This was your official update stay tuned to see what’s going to happen next on the Covino and Rich show!

Hey dudebro’s! This is ya boi Jayson and this is your official recap for the Covino and Rich show for today!

The show began with Rich talking about how he went to fashion week with his girl, but he said that it was fashion WEAK to be more like it. The only reason he said he went was to please his girl, but he didn’t enjoy it. Especially with all the dudes there, but then again it was a comfort to him because all the dudes were gay. There was also an awesome tesitomonial from a dudebro to say that he got engaged.

Next on the list was the guys including spot talking about there misses and successes of Valentines Day. All three of the guys said that on this day a Valentine’s Day card is a must, and a necessity. Then each of the guys broke down what they did for their girls for Valentine’s Day. Spot said that he set up candles, and had rose petals all over the place for his woman in a hotel room. Covino said that he ordered jerry’s deli for his woman and gave her breakfast in bed. Rich thinks this is an epic fail because he didn’t do it himself. This lead to an all out discussion somewhat arguement between Rich and Covino. Rich is getting on Covino because he can’t even scramble eggs. Covino says that Rich and Spot are divas because he doesn’t cook, he orders take out. Covino says it’s not the doing it the thought that counts, and that it worked. Callers call in and argree with both sides, but more with the saying “it’s the thought that counts.” Rich then tells us what he did for his girl, which was he flew her father in to surprise her at a resturant that he was taking her to that night.
Next Covino was giving random news bits from things that happened around the US, then Spot poses a question, “Is it an epic fail that Covino said that some guy died today, when he actually died on Sunday?”

Next on the list was that the guys were talking about how they just saw the WE ARE THE WORLD 2010 video. All three of the guys agreed that the video sucked! They were saying that some of the people who sang on the song did not diserve to be on there, and that they ruined the song. The said that Justin Beiber was an epic fail, and T-Pain’s auto was a fail also. A lot of callers actually called in and gave their views, most of them saying that they argee that the killed the we are the world song. Covino and Rich then start to compare artist from the first we are the world the the remake of it.

Next was the guys talking about great cult movies that didn’t do well in theaters, but did well in DVD sells. Movies like Grandma’s boy, and BoonDocks, and Amazon women on the moon. Then they started talking about the movie The Blind Side saying that the movie could have been racist, or and that this movie could have been a lifetime movie.
Next, Rich started to talk about how he was looking for a new car and didn’t know which one to choose. He was saying how white is too girly of a color to be driving in New York with it. Callers call in and give him advice on a car selection and the color of the car.

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Hey C&R listeners, this is Alex the “intern” giving you an update on today’s show in case you missed it.

It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and what better way to anticipate this great holiday than by remembering past romantic screw ups? I tell the guys a story in which my girlfriend overshared about her past sexual experiences which caused me to get angry and start a fight that would end up making her leave NYC for the Valentine’s Day weekend. Covino says that its a huge mistake to ask a partner about her sexual past or to tell your partner about your’s. Covino remembers a story where he was agonized when his girlfriend at the time saw a giant dildo and said that it wasn’t that big. Callers say that they’ve dated girls who had slutty stories (like one who admitted she went on a swingers cruise and let a guy have sex with her breasts).

The conversation switches to celebrities who say really stupid things. Rich asks whether you should stop liking a celebrity who you previously liked, if he or she does something really stupid. The conversation is sparked by talk of John Mayer, who recently made some borderline racist comments in a Playboy interview. Spot plays a clip of Mayer apologizing to fans at a concert but Covino thinks the apology is disingenuous.

Callers talk about other celebrities who have done stupid things like Lauren Hill saying she would rather die than have white people buy her albums, Mel Gibson when he made anti-Semitic comments, and David Hasselhoff when he ate cheeseburgers off of the floor. Mike Zito, a huge John Mayer fan, says he’s happy that this happened because now he can get better tickets to a John Mayer concert.

The guys talk a little about really liberal actors who spout out their political beliefs that no one really cares about. Why should actors’ opinions on political matters hold any more weight than the average guy’s?

C&R talk about how baseball players have let so many people down. Even the ones that people thought were clean weren’t, like Alex Rodriguez. C&R agree that the only one who is really great and clean is Albert Pujols.

Rich does his impersonation of Michael McDonald, which is hilarious, and Covino agrees with him that the ex-Doobie Brother is an all around badass. Warren G pimped out a song by sampling “I Keep Forgettin’”, a song that C&R agree was better than the original.

Rich asks what a good amount of sex is to have in a week for people that are living together. He surmises that 3 or 4 times a week is the right amount. He figures that these days would be Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. A horde of frustrated married men call in and say that after things like marriage and kids, a guy is lucky if he gets it once a week. One guy cites the exception of when his wife is ovulating, in which case he gets it 5 times a day. Barnando tells everyone that he got laid the other day, a rare event.

Is Kesha fuckable? The guys think so in a dirty kind of way. What about Madonna? Barnando says he would. Madonna is into things like weird kinds of yoga. A caller named Christine says that she is a yoga teacher and people should always try to have sex with people who do yoga because they can do incredible things with their bodies. Covino asks what specifically, and she says she can put her legs over her head like a pretzel. Rich questions if many people really have acrobatic sex. C&R laugh about all the different possibilities of pretzel sex.

C&R talk about the winter Olympics coming up. Covino says he feels bad for the Olympics because people only want to watch the highlights and don’t have the patience to actually watch it live. He says that the Olympics are boring and should be accompanied by the mellow theme song of the show “Taxi”.

C&R talk about whether girls will be going out on Valentine’s Day if they’re single. Both agree that if you’re a single guy, you need to go out on Valentine’s Day because there will be a lot of promiscuous single girls that don’t want to be alone. On the subject of Valentine’s day, C&R discuss the new movie of that name which has an unprecedented star-studded cast. Rich notes that a lot of movies with incredible casts turned out to be terrible. Callers name a few like Mars Attacks, Cannonball Run 1 and 2, and He’s Just Not That Into You. Some Callers say crazy things like Crash (which was obviously not a terrible film).

This has been today’s update, but tune in next week for more C&R!

Hey C&R listeners! This is Jayson one of the interns, and in case you missed it, this is the rundown of what happened today on the show.

The show started off good, considering that NYC was hit with a blizzard yesterday. Rich and Spot are in NYC, while Covino is in LA. Covino is still sick, which leads all the guys to conclude that maybe it wasn’t Don Cucco’s restaurant out there that made him sick. Maybe he has a virus or maybe the flu. In the beginning of the show Rich began with the topic of hair. He spoke in general about white men’s hair and black men’s hair. Then he asks a question for black men, “Will soul glow ever come back?” If you’ve ever seen Coming to America it’s the commercial with the black people with the Jerri curls, and a whole bunch of oil on it. Since I’m the only black guy that was there at the moment I said the Jerri curl and soul glow would never come back in style.

Next was the subject of Spot’s laziness and greediness at the job. Rich got on Spot’s case saying that his desk was like a bomb had hit it. Rich said that he was finding stuff on Spot’s desk from 4 months ago, including some flowers that was sitting under his desk for three days now that had died. Spot in his defense started to get back on Rich saying that Rich gets better treatment than him, and that Rich can never comes up with his own ideas.  Covino all the while is trying to play the middle man, but gets sucked into it and gets ragged on also. Callers call in weighing their opinion on both sides.

Next, Duane Rider from Rosetta Stone calls in and talks about Rosetta Stone. Rich asks him does Rosetta Stone really work? Duane breaks down the process of Rosetta saying that it teaches you from a kid’s perspective in a way. Duane says that learning a second language is hard but with the program you can learn these languages.  Callers call in and ask questions, and also tell him that the program works and they have learned many languages because of it.  One caller calls in and says that if your on a budget and you need Rosetta Stone to learn a language you can get it on cassette for 10 bucks. Which lead to the question who these days has a cassette player?

Next on the chopping block was the dudebro friend in need. The writer asked should he be creped out that his girlfriend got him massage from a dude? Rich says that its not awkward if your going for the sole purpose of relaxing, most of the callers that called in said that the dude has to be a trained professional or someone you know, otherwise its pretty gay.

Next on hand was the topic that Spot brought up about how he and his girl are taking separate vacations. Rich and Covino joke around saying that his girlfriend is going on the cruise to taste the different shades of cock. In Spot’s defense he said him and his girl couldn’t go on vacation at the same time because of schedule differences. Rich and Covino say that’s no excuse. She could stay home and spend her time with him. This was a very hot subject and callers were ringing the phone off the hook.

The last thing they talked about on the show today was, is it cooler to grow up back in the day, or now? A lot of people said back in the day. This topic lead to the next topic of what games you couldn’t beat when you were a kid growing up. I, myself said Super Mario Bros. One online listener said I suck she even beat that game.  Rich spoke about how he cant beat level nine of a card game on his phone, and Mike Tyson knock out.

This has been your official update of today’s show. Check it out Friday to hear more of C&R

Hey C&R listeners, this is Alex the “intern” giving you an update on today’s show in case you missed it.

While the show is in NYC, Covino is in LA and he’s sick as a dog. He went to his favorite Mexican place last night (Don Cucko’s), and has been throwing up and shitting like crazy ever since. This begs the question, “Do you give up on a restaurant if you get sick there?”. Covino first thinks that he should just give it up because he might not be able to physically bring himself to eat the food there. A caller disagrees and says that there are so many things that could have caused him to be sick separate from the food, such as a dirty fork.

Comedian Ted Alexandro comes into the studio. Rich asks whether wearing gloves is gay. Covino says that not wearing gloves in bad weather is too manly for your own good. Everyone agrees that mittens are gay under all circumstances as well as cut off gloves like Michael Jackson wore. Rich says that Ted doesn’t get the credit he deserves as a comic and that he’s one of his favorite comedians. Ted says that he thinks this is because he’s never done something really big that would give him a huge overnight wave of recognition. With this said, Ted has been on Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman. Rich points out that Ted has very clever tweets, a fact that he greatly admires.

C&R bring up the topic of the “Obesity Task Force”, a name that seems to imply a very serious approach to the problem of obesity. Ted says that back when he was a teacher, one of his very fat students used to eat “chocolate sandwiches”, which he explained were different than just the average Nutella sandwich. The guys start thinking about their favorite fat kids from movies and as they go through the list, it becomes clear that there are a surprisingly large amount of them. Some names that are thrown around are: Spanky from The Little Rascals, Chuck from The Goonies, Ham from Sandlot (and gets bonus points because he’s also a ginger), Hercules from Nutty Professor. Rich points out that in his day, people could eat unhealthy because they also exercised, but today all kids do is sit on their asses. Spot calls in, and everybody figures that he would blend in a lot better now as a kid because a lot of kids are pudgy. A caller says that the reason people are so obese now is because everyone is always eating mass produced crap because all foods are basically distributed by the same 5 companies. Everyone agrees that fat kids in sweatpants smell terrible.

Rich gets angry because Covino says he wouldn’t trust him or Spot with his baby. In fact, Covino says he wouldn’t trust anyone with his baby but his parents. He says that he once gave his friend the baby when he had to grab a tissue and in the 5 seconds he was gone, the baby threw up everywhere.

C&R ask if it’s cooler to grow up back when they were kids or now. The big differences involve technology and Covino points out that kids today are huge pussies. I disagree. Callers are asked whether they were happy with the generation they group up in and most of them say they are and agree that there has been a very distinct “pussification” of America. I point out that a huge difference between now and then is the methods through which one can beat it. Now, everyone has internet porn but back in C&R’s time, it was much more common to use trashy magazines. Callers say that everything was better “back in the day” including movies and music and that kids need to exercise more and stop being humongous pussies.

Patti Stanger of “Millionaire Matchmaker” comes in and talks about the differences between men and women and what that means for a relationship. She says that women, in general, are more mature than men and so it makes sense for men to date women at least 5 to 10 years younger than them. She talks about her show and points out that the women are trading in their looks for men’s money. C&R talk about their Valentine Day plans and Patti points out that good gifts like jewelry can get men blowjobs from their women.

C&R ask whether uniforms are out of date. For instance, for a job like a train conductor, is it just silly for them to wear their weird outfits that have nothing to do with the operating of trains?

This has been the today’s update, but tune in on Thursday to get more C&R.