Hey C&R listeners, this is Alex the “Intern” giving you an update of today’s show in case you missed it.
The show is in Miami, Florida this week, and C&R start off with a visit from Joe Montana, who is an avid guacamole expert and headlines his own nacho guacamole recipe. He also happens to be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, so he and C&R talk football and the upcoming Superbowl. C&R ask Joe who he thinks is the best quarterback of all time and Joe diplomatically responds that it’s too hard of a decision because quarterback styles are so different.
After Joe leaves, Covino starts talking about what a glutton Rich is, and how he eats food like an angry and desperate monster. A caller says that his friend is also a glutton but Covino assures him that Rich is at an entirely different level of gluttony. To illustrate his point, Covino tells a story in which Rich, wanting a cup of coffee, just says to a sassy waiter, “Heat it up!” Sarah agrees with Covino and says that Rich is definitely a glutton.
After a break, C&R start talking about some dudebros they met the previous night. One big guy named Rodney, seemed like he was going to beat them up but ended up loving their show. Most of the dudebros they met were awesome guys and knew about their show and a lot of their stories. Old perverts who like to go around slapping girl’s asses seem to like Rich the most.
They also ran into an old “acquaintance” of Rich’s at a party. This guy is referred to as “College Sports Brady” but for brevity’s sake, will be referred to as CBS in this update. CBS used to work at a radio station with Rich. Rich thinks they were only acquaintances but CBS, in a drunken stupor pretends like they have been best friends forever. CBS is a sloppy drunken mess and to prove it, Spot plays a clip of from the night where CBS sounds even drunker than C&R have described him. Rich says that he was scared that people would attribute CBS’s sloppiness to him if it looked like they were good friends. C&R then ask the question “What do you do if a friend is embarrassing you?” Callers put their two cents in, and a guy named “Milkman” tells a story about his friend who murdered a dude for embarrassing him…
C&R find out that if you are wearing a square watch on South Beach it means you’re a square (homosexual). It is soon realized that Spot is wearing a square watch in South Beach.
C&R ask what is it about hotel sex that women love so much? Spot plays a clip of women being interviewed about why they love hotel sex so much. The hot female voices give a plethora of reasons including “its kinky”, “ you don’t have to clean up” and “its dangerous because people could hear”. Sarah says that a lot of women want people to hear when they are having sex in a hotel. A caller named Nick tells a story about how he and his wife had sex in a hotel and she turned into an angry sex monster (comparable to Rich as a food monster). It then dawns on Covino that every time parents went for a weekend in Jersey City, it was only to get their nut on.
Some dudebro’s around the pool area talk about all the hot nussies walking around the pool area. C&R talk about the scene as well, noting that there is a lot of “lower butt cheek” showing.
Rich says that Covino made one of the dumbest comments he’s ever heard when he asked if his weiner splashed in the toilet at the hotel. Weiner talk ensues (including a bit about Greg Oden’s weiner). Rich says that he pushes his weiner down when he takes a shit so it doesn’t hit into the toilet bowl. A caller suggests that he places toilet paper as a barrier.
Rich observes that ever since he’s become tied down, women no longer see him as a threat but instead as “good old Rich”. He then takes a not-so-passive swipe at Spot by saying that he is always in the friend zone. C&R point out that Spot is no longer the safe guy because he’s now “flirty McGurty”. The night before, Spot had apparently talked to a nussie for a while and even made a naughty joke suggesting that they should go to bed together. Spot vehemently denied these accusations and used the old “I was just kidding, I don’t flirt” excuse. Calls came flooding in with people saying that C&R are throwing Spot under the bus and that Spot is completely busted. C&R find the girl that Spot was talking to the night before and ask her if she thought Spot was flirting. She feels he absolutely was. Spot finally assures everyone that if the girl had gone along with his joke, he would have backed out.
That’s the update for today, but make sure you guys tune in tomorrow and Friday for more dudebros, football, and nussies!