Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…
We kicked off the show today with Rich’s final thoughts about the late night TV hosts. Tonight is Conan O’Brien last night with NBC. According to C&R David Letterman is the best so all the nonsense surrounding everyone else shouldn’t even faze people.
Covino quickly jumped in to bring up a question about Haiti and the Dominican Republic. He was wondering why Haiti had devastating earthquakes while the DR had relatively no problems whatsoever. We had a couple of callers who came off with many different reasons, such as Haiti made a deal with the devil, or the US was testing an earthquake causing device, or the construction laws are different. After we talked about this for a while Covino got angry and decided that we he didn’t want to talk about Haiti anymore and that he would rather talk about the Jersey Shore.
Last night was the finale of MTV’s hit show The Jersey Shore and it was followed right away by the reunion special. They showed some unseen footage about Sammi, aka sweetheart, and it made Ronnie her juicehead boyfriend that she met on the show break up her with on the spot. This brought up an interesting question; can you get angry at your woman or man for something that happened at the very beginning of your relationship. Covino said that you can’t get angry if it was in the beginning of the relationship because you should not expect someone to drop everything for you until they are sure that they want to be with you. I brought up the question, how long constitutes the beginning of the relationship, and after some debate we decided that it is in between four and six weeks.
After we moved past the Jersey Shore we were joined in the studio by Shauna Sands, the new vivid video star and past playboy model. We discussed her giant breasts (34 DD) and how big is too big. We talked about why she thinks her ass is fit, because she bangs all the time and she has sex all the time. Covino brought up how she is the new renegade and how it is poking fun of her ex, Lorenzo Lama, the star of the show renegade from back in the day. We got into what went down between her and Vivid Video and how she had to get involved so she could make the video what she wanted it to be. We asked what she was going to tell her daughters and she said that she had a couple more years to think about it. Rich started to get pretty in depth with his questions about the video, which made it clear to everyone that he has watched it more than once.
As Shauna Sands walked out of the studio we were joined by Sebastian Maniscalco, a Guido comedian that Rich and Covino both sweat a lot. Covino started off by saying that he wasn’t a homo but that he really followed this guy’s career since the days of MySpace. Covino wanted him to make fun of Rich because his love of flip flops, but Sebastian said he couldn’t say anything if it’s working for him. We brought up our Pussification of America skits and brought up how parents are raising their kids today, he agrees that there is so much bullshit and C&R we very happy that he is on the same page as all of us. We talked about his comedy, what he has done in the past and what his plans for the future are. We talked about his tour with Vince Vaughn and other shit. Overall he was a really funny and nice guy and we were happy to have him here in the studio.
After Sebastian left we got to talking about the NFL championship weekend and which teams each one of us would like to see in the Superbowl. Rich said that he wants it to be the Colts and the Saints because they are opposites and he thinks it would be the best game. Covino and I agree that a Jets/Vikings Superbowl would be awesome because it would be the best offense versus the best defense. Rich went as far to make predictions on this weekend’s outcomes:
Colts 27-Jets 10
Saints 38-Vikings 27
Moving past our NFL talks we got to talking about vengeful Exs and about John Cryer, from Two and a Half Men, and how his woman hired a hit man to kill him. Then we talked about one of Obama’s aides that was having an affair and how the woman, when he left her, bought a billboard in times square as revenge with a website (charlesphillipsandyavaughniewilkins.com) so they can find out all about how he treated her. We received some crazy calls, but then had to move on because we were joined in the studio by Montro 99.
Montro 99 is a professional barber for all the sports stars and he joined us in the studio today to trim Spot up and make him look presentable. We learned about his beginnings and how he was flown around everywhere just to cut hair. C&R called him a true hustler and asked him all about the perks that he receives and about his average day. He got to work on spot to turn him from big sloppy to big poppy. It took him roughly 17 minutes but it was definitely worth it, spot looks awesome now. While he was cutting I stepped away to film the whole thing but Rich and Covino kept the show going.
We did a lot today and will be back on Monday, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!