Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…
Rich decided that he wanted to start the show today by talking food, because every guy loves food. He brought up Buffalo Wild Wings and how fucking awesome they are and then quickly switched cultures to talk about Italian food and how Sara, his woman, made Gnocchi with vodka sauce. He said it was delicious but it wasn’t the meal that Rich really wanted to talk about, he was curious about how popular Vodka sauce is. He knows that it’s popular around where he is from and in real Italian areas, but is it a widely known sauce. Personally I thought anyone who went to an Italian restaurant ever would know about Vodka sauce, but according to all the callers that we had that never heard of it I guess I was wrong. Talking food got us into listing which types of food are the best; this is what we came up with:
- Mexican Food (this might have been influenced by Covino)
- Italian Food
- Japanese
- Asian Fusion (any combination)
- American (steaks and burgers) or BBQ
After the food conversation peaked with a caller from a Vermont based chef, who was getting pretty specific, we moved on to talk about shows that Rich watched on TV last night. Obviously we talked about American Idol first and both Covino and Rich agreed that it is a show that truly is a turd, but that it has been polished up to a high shine. Covino said that it is the 9th season so if they didn’t get their shit together by now they should just give up. We made fun of Idol for a while and then talked about a show that premiered last night called Human Target. This show is about a bodyguard that sits in the background until he observes who is trying to cause a ruckus and then he steps in to save the day. Episode one involved flipping planes upside down and fighting on a plane’s wheel well and other shit. All of this nonsense, made Rich ask; where the line is between entertaining and over the top stupidity.
Once we finished talking about crappy TV Rich thought it was a good time to talk about Scott Brown, the man who was elected to finish up the senate term for the late Ted Kennedy. I know so little about politics that I had no idea who this guy was before we brought him up on the show today. Rich brought up how he is a young guy who is charismatic and how he is getting a following in the senate. To tell the truth I lost track of where Rich was going with this but I believe he was making a comparison to how President Obama was widely unknown at first and how he rose so fast; maybe this was a Dickey Davis prediction. Covino mentioned that all politics suck and I agree with him, I for one was happy to move onto other topics.
The other topic that we moved to next was Heidi Montag and the outrageous number of surgeries that she had on her face (10 in one day) because she is a wacko. She believes in God and believes that God created her doctor so that he could perform these surgeries on her. This drives me crazy, this woman should be put into a mental institution, she shouldn’t be allowed to throw money around and change herself completely. She is trying to be the next best thing; she put roughly a million dollars into her CD believing a hundred percent that she would make her money back, so far she has sold less than 700 copies. That just makes me want to say HA HA HAHAHAHA! Talking about this wacko brought us to talking about plastic surgery in general and if it is ever worth it. We all agreed that some people definitely need surgery to fix one or two things when they actually have problems, but that no one should be allowed to abuse surgery like this bitch did.
Moving on, Covino decided to bring up how much he loved video games as a kid; especially the regular Nintendo system (NES) and how he played all the time until he realized that he loved getting chicks more. He said beating Mike Tyson is cool, but making out with chicks is even cooler. This was funny because Spot found a stat that said that 20% of relationships end because the dude spends too much time playing video games and not enough time on their ladies. Really? What guy would rather play need for speed more than he would like to bang his girlfriend? These people need to get a life. Covino and Rich brought up all the reasons that they have been dumped but playing too many video games was not among the many reasons. Rich believes that the only times video games are playable is when you are playing with family members (like guitar hero and others like it) or when you are playing a sports game when you are briefly visiting a dudebro.
During our second break the guys sent me out to get some drinks for them because they were a little parched and I unfortunately missed a couple of minutes of the show, when I got back we were talking about our Friend in need, Ben, can’t remember shit about women that he has banged or even the women that he has seriously dated, he was wondering if he is losing his mind. Rich said that he feels the same way even though he remembers that back in the day he made the conscious decision that he was going to remember a particular ass or pert pair of tits. Covino said that no one can remember everything unless they have a poor rolodex; Spot said only scumbags forget women that they have hooked up with. This sparked a huge debate between C&R and Spot, C&R held strong that everyone forgets shit, but Spot said that when people can remember their 4th grade teacher’s name they should be able to remember all the ass they have gotten. What it came down to according to C&R is that most people remember the highlights, only the superheroes remember everything.
After we helped our friend in need we started to play some unlabeled CDs that were found on Spot’s desk. For the past couple of days we have been discussing how much of a mess Spot’s desk is so yesterday Rich was throwing things around and found a whole bunch of CDs that he brought in today. Most of them that we played were garbage but a couple of them were priceless.
We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!