Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…
We kicked off this Wed-nes-day by talking to Covino about his baby girl, Melody Rain. Rich, for some reason, was wondering about babies that cannot walk and if they need shoes or not. Covino said that Melody is a wonder baby and that she can already moon walk and that she definitely needs shoes. This got us to talking about what parents waste their money on when they have their first baby, since Rich and I don’t have children we left this conversation up to Covino. Covino said that people exaggerate the cost of diapers and shit but that for the most part nothing is breaking his bank.
Since we were talking about babies anyway Covino decided to bring up the fact that mothers are attached to their babies before they are even born and that it takes longer for fathers. He made it clear that he loved his baby girl but it wasn’t until she was a couple of months old and she started smiling up at him that he really felt connected. Covino just had that thought on his mind and wanted to get that out there.
After Covino got that off his mind we moved on to talk about a video that we saw on YouTube where some Ginger kid (red hair and freckles) ranted about how he is tormented by south park and about how people think he has a no soul. This kid gets crazy and asks why other stereotypes aren’t allowed but people can still call redheaded people in the street Gingers without repercussions. Covino and Spot believe that Rich started part of this attacking Gingers thing, because he mentioned it on this show and on the Morning Mash Up and actually made some little girl cry. Our callers were split between thinking redheads were crazy hot or just beat, so they didn’t help us settle the argument. Covino was just shocked that redheaded people feel so poorly about themselves and hope that when they have children they will not have red hair. We felt bad after a while that we were insulting a whole group of people so we decided that we needed to move on and lighten the mood.
Our mood lightening story was about a Jets fan who got arrested during the Jets game in San Diego this past Sunday. Covino and Rich said that they don’t have a problem with a fan supporting his team but they have a problem with fans going to an away game and screaming like a buffoon. This guy was cheering like an idiot at Chargers fans and all of a sudden he was tackled by roughly 6 cops for no reason whatsoever, even the Chargers fans that he was yelling at came to his defense. What is this world coming to when a fan gets arrested just for being a fan?
Coming back from our first break Rich and Covino decided to talk about greeting people in elevators or in bathrooms and shit like that. Rich said that it’s polite to talk to people and sometimes make small talk, but Covino completely disagreed and said that a greeting is only deserved when you know the person. Rich countered with the fact that it’s strange when people are just standing around when they aren’t talking but Covino said it’s even more strange to talk to someone you don’t even know when you should be minding your own business. They agreed to disagree and then decided to take a call from a Dudebro in need.
Our Dudebro in need, Nick, was just dumped by his girl out of nowhere and he was really feeling hurt. He said that he was just about to move out to where she lives and that now he doesn’t know what to do. Covino told him that he has to pull the disappearing act, which involves telling the nussie that you still have feelings for her, but then completely cutting off contact while she tries as hard as possible to talk to you about your feelings. Covino pulled this off before and said that it works, sometimes too well.
Nick had to leave so we changed topics to talk about how women can complement their dudes, Rich found this at Asylum.com:
- Praise the dude’s taste in shit, like movies and food and shit, tell him the stuff he likes is the best
- Complement the guy’s package
- Complement his skills, from video games to sports, anything
- Complement his bedroom game, talk up his sex skills
- Compare your dude to guys that they admire, tell them that they remind you of someone that they think is badass
- Kiss and grab your dude randomly because it makes the dude feel irresistible
- Note the small stuff and make the effort seem like it was huge
- If you guy fails at something, encourage him and give him an A for effort, blame the failure on someone else
- When you don’t want to do something complement your guy into doing it for you, like you’re so strong can you carry these bags
After hearing all of these Rich and Covino agreed that Asylum got it right and that they have both heard these things from their women in the past. Covino said women automatically know these things and that’s why dudes hear this shit all the time even though most of the time its bullshit.
After learning that women are tricksters we decided to help another friend in need. Alex in Tennessee is 5’6” and although he doesn’t think he is a midget he does have some problems talking to women. He wants to know how to eliminate the height variable or if he should just try to get with shorter women. Covino said that there are only 2 ways to get around this, buy shoes that add inches or become a successful person. He said it is known that women don’t date short men unless they have obtained balla status.
Starting off our last hour of the show we were talking about drinking games and if they are still fun when you become an adult. Covino and Rich said that they aren’t fun because it distracts you from getting with women and that as an adult you never go out with the intention of getting fucked up, which is what those games are for. Covino said he wouldn’t play because it is so lame, but Rich said that there are times to have fun and act silly.
We then took another phone call from a Dudebro who needed advice. Nick is the only one of his friends that has a girlfriend and a job and his whole group of friends is ragging on him for never being around anymore and being “wifed up.” They continually say that he is a different guy but he knows that he is the same guy who just happens to be growing up.
We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!
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