Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…
Covino and Rich, before the show started today, were talking about wrestling, because it was actually cool back when they were kids and they still harbor a little of the gayness that went along with watching this nonsense. They were having a conversation about which wrestler had the gayest costume; they were throwing out name after name that I never heard of; however when they finished the conversation the costume gayness rating was: Goldust, Leaping Lanny Poffo and Adorable Adrian Adonis.
Coming to real sports news, the Pacquiao/Mayweather fight is no longer occurring because Pacquiao is refusing to perform the Olympic style drug testing that Mayweather requested. Covino and I believe that this paints Pacquiao in a bad light because it looks like he has something to hide, but Rich thinks that this makes Mayweather look like a chump because he is trying to delay the fight. Rich also went on to say that he doesn’t like that people will automatically believe Pacquiao is a drug user. Bottom line in my book, step up if you have nothing to hide; we will keep all you Dudebros out there updated as we find out.
Then as a quick change Covino decided to tell everyone a story about how he is not the handiest of men and how it gets even worse when his woman Layla is watching him. When Covino attempted to remove his Xmas tree this year Layla told him that they could return the stand for money but Covino couldn’t figure out how to get the base off the tree while it was still filled with water. Layla never had a tree before so she couldn’t help Covino and something that he hoped would be simple ended up being a huge inconvenience; there was a huge mess and Covino ended up looking like a buffoon. Because of this Covino decided that he is no longer going to have a real tree and that plastic ones are the way to go.
Covino took his tree down earlier rather than later because he was following one of my patented holiday season rules; the Xmas tree must come down within two weeks after the New Year. And just because I am feeling good today I will throw in another rule for all the dudebros out there; you cannot say “Happy New Year” after January 9th. As more holidays approach we will let you know the appropriate rules that you need to follow.
After our first break we mentioned briefly that Rich met the Jonas Brothers this morning while he was doing the Morning Mash Up and how he asked them if they watched the South Park episode that made fun of their purity rings. The brothers said they weren’t interested, but Rich figured that getting dissed by SP for a whole episode is like getting a lot of props. Since the Jonas Brothers are fags anyway we decide to move on, Rich just thought it was interesting.
Once Rich got that riveting story off his chest Covino chose to take the opportunity to talk a little baseball and about this year’s induction into the Hall of Fame, Andre Dawson. It takes 75% of the votes to pass and be added to the hall of fame and Dawson was the only person to make it this year. Covino offered up some props to the Dawson who spent most of his career playing for the Expos or the Cubs. Talking about the Hall of Fame brought the conversation to Roberto Alomar and how he was not inducted to the hall of fame because of when he spit on the umpire 15 years ago. Rich was wondering if this is the only reason keeping him out and if a man spitting on another man is the worst thing that could go down. Personally I can think of many things that are worse than spitting on another dude, like pissing or butt rape just off the top of my head. The conversation went back and forth with no real conclusion but come on, how can something as stupid as spitting on someone get you banned from the Hall of Fame, it’s supposed to mean more than that.
Then we brought up a problem that has been bothering Covino and Rich lately that all stems from a best of Weird Al Yankovic CD. Spot found this CD in the office while looking through all the shit on his desk and without really caring through it onto Rich’s desk. For months Rich kept moving the CD around and it wasn’t until Covino asked to have the CD that Rich decided that he wanted it too. They have been arguing for quite some time about who should get this CD so they thought it would be best to discuss it on the air. This conversation evolved into talking about people in general and how they place value on things that other people want; Rich said he used to do this all the time when Covino pointed out women he wanted to bang, and anyone will recognize this as the truth if they have ever watched children playing.
Entering into the last hour of the show for today we talked about how Rich caught shit from his woman last night after talking about the wedding registry on the show yesterday and being a pompous ass about it. Since Sara was a little upset with Rich and his groomzilla attitude Rich decided that he would move back and let Sara take care of the major shit so he will not get too crazy. Rich now thinks that he found the way to trick the woman into doing all the work in planning the wedding, even though this wasn’t his plan for his own wedding; make like you want to do so much, freak the woman out and then sit back and let her take charge.
Then we got to a segment that means a lot to every one of us; helping dudebros who are in trouble out there. Today we got an email from our dudebro Jacob from Michigan who is having problems with his woman. What we gathered from the email is that Jacob’s woman has a baby girl from another dude and that they have a long distance relationship where they only get to see each other on the weekends. Recently in their relationship his lady is asking for space and isn’t talking to Jacob as much and he is a little concerned. We talked about this topic for a while and we got many callers and almost everyone agreed that this girl is a nussie who is out to get other cock. Covino said that young woman don’t need space or time and that it’s all BS. Then somehow we got onto all the songs that you sing when you lose your woman and how so many songs make more sense when you are in a break up or rough patch. This topic was all over the place but we all think that Jacob needs to move on and find a better woman for him.
To close the show Covino and Rich thought it would be cool to give a list of sports players to look out for in 2010, they are:
1- Steven Strasburg: Baseball
2- John Wall: Basketball
3- Ndamukong Suh: Football
4- Bryce Harper: Baseball
5- Gael Kakuta: Soccer
6- Taylor Hall: Hockey
7- Bojan Krkic: Soccer
8- Tyler Seguin: Hockey
9- Ricky Rubio: Basketball
10- Madison Bumgarner: Baseball
We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!
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