Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…
Before we got into anything serious today Covino and Rich were talking with each other about going to the Super Bowl this year like they have for the past couple of years. While talking, Rich let it slip that he attended a white person party that Covino wasn’t invited to, where he found out that they will be going to the Super Bowl again this year. When Covino asked Rich if he was sure Rich said that he was almost sure, Covino said that no one should say anything unless they are 100% positive. People say shit all the time without knowing for sure and it ends up screwing them. So just to start off, C&R wanted to give everyone a piece of advice, don’t talk unless you know what you are talking about.
While we were joking around Covino decided to drop a story on us so about his family to keep the laughs rolling. Apparently back in the day Covino’s father was driving around and saw the word “logistics” written on a truck and didn’t know what it meant so he decided to call his wife to find out. Covino’s mother told him that “logistics” means what goes on behind the scenes and other shit that kind of explained it but didn’t hit the nail right on the head. Regardless of what the true definition was Covino’s father liked the word and decided that he was going to open up a company called Covino Logistics. Therefore we decided that every interesting sounding invention from now on will be from Covino logistics.
After our friendly note to our Dudebros out there and Covino’s story, we decided to talk about finding money lying around houses when a relative passes away. Covino and Rich kicked off this conversation talking about how when people die their relatives rummage through everything like vultures, however it pays off, literally, when you take the time to look through everything. People started calling in telling us that when their parents or grandparents passed away they found money in the strangest places. Covino believes that it is mostly men who do things like this because they like to have a private stash of money that their women cannot touch, but I think that its mostly the fact that people don’t trust banks and would rather have their own money on hand. I guess this is C&R lesson learning day because by this point in the show I already learned not to talk without knowing things for sure, and that I should look through my deceased family member’s shit.
Talking about finding money in family member’s houses brought us to talking about safety deposit boxes and whether or not they are still necessary. Covino and Rich were talking about what younger people, like people in their 20s or 30s, would even have that is worth enough to put inside a safety deposit box in the first place. We had a little caller war about whether or not it’s better to have things in safety deposit boxes or to keep shit in a little safe in your house. C&R after a while where starting to believe that using a safety deposit box was an outdated concept but some people were calling in saying that they are very important. Many callers had questions about safety deposit boxes in general so it is clear that they are less used than they were before. What it comes down to is that people need to choose for themselves because some people have more important/expensive than others that they want protected.
After getting through our callers we decided to let Rich vent about his brother, Top Jimmy, and how Jimmy’s new hobby is kind of gay. According to Rich, Jimmy is now a bird guy because he and his girlfriend own a bird now and are very into it. They go to pet stores to see birds and they take pictures with their bird for the holidays and shit; Rich wants to know if this is questionable and if he should talk to his brother about it. Covino said that nothing is strange about owning a bird; he thinks ferrets are gayer unless you are the beastmaster, but Rich and I were not so convinced. Spot said that birds are weird because they aren’t like normal animals like cats or dogs. Rich was just concerned for his brother because he doesn’t want him to be branded as the bird guy, especially since the type of bird he has lives for like 50-60 years.
Since Spot was in the studio at this point Rich decided to take the opportunity to talk about how much he hates wedding registries and how he is registered at the fucking bank. He doesn’t understand why people insist on getting him shit when he feels like he has everything that he needs. Spot felt the need to point out that Rich has shit that is for bachelor quality life and that he might actually want shit that is nicer for his married life. Spot felt that Rich needs to update his shitty stuff because now is his chance. Rich, being Rich, refused to see any reason here and said that the only place he will register is Bank of America. One particularly interesting caller told us that the registry is for women to get what they want and that the man should just ask their best men to get what they want for themselves. By the end of the segment Rich had multiple people telling him that he was wrong and that he was only interesting in showing off to his friends, but Rich still stood strong, he even decided to call Sara up and even though she wasn’t as strongly against it she did say that she thinks they have everything they need already. Covino finished off by saying that registries are for couples who are getting married at a younger age because they don’t have shit, which is wise, however Spot said again that sometimes people want better shit than what they have. We had to close this segment off because we had so much stuff that we still wanted to get to today but rest assured that Rich walked away from this segment with a couple things on his mind.
Rich had a couple minutes to think and then we moved on to our next topic which involved a new idea from Covino. One of our Dudebros out there named Randy likes to super impose his face onto the porn he is watching so he can imagine himself banging whichever nussie is in question. Covino thinks that Randy does this as a joke but he thinks that it actually is a good idea. Covino wants to set up something where any Dudebro can take a picture of their heads so it can be super imposed onto porn of their choosing. Rich, Spot and I believe that this would be cool idea if Covino meant it as a joke, but unfortunately for Covino he didn’t and actually went as far to say that you could still crank to yourself banging out. I mean we all agreed that we would rather see ourselves bang out than a random dude but more thought is needed. Before we moved on we had a caller that said he would like this if he could super impose his face on the dude and girls that he has always wanted to bang on the nussie’s face; knowing that this could be done too we all like the idea much more.
We finished up the show talking about a show on Spike called Manswers. We think people love the show because the guys voice on the show is fucking hysterical there are random boob and ass shots. Just watching a couple episodes last night Rich learned about how boobs bounce in space, how there are 3 different kinds of sperm that act together like an army, how to get hit by a car if you cannot avoid it, and so many other interesting but mostly useless facts. Rich watched with Sara last night and realized that Sara found this shit hysterical also not because of what was learned but how the show gets the information across; yelling, boobs and ass mixed in with 3 facts. This shows how much guys turn their brain off and just like to look at ass and titties. This made us think about the other people that yell to get things across like Oprah and Deion Sanders.
We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!