The Covino & Rich Show

Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…

Oh yeah its Friday, time to chillax, and get ready for the weekend! We started our day by getting an update on Melody Rain, Covino’s baby daughter, and we learned although we could have guessed that Melody is what Covino is most thankful for this thanksgiving.

Then to tie into yesterday’s show we got to talking about our old intern Mark Zito and how gay he is for John Mayer. We actually found a clip of him saying how excited he was to be at the show last night; even John Mayer called him out on it. We think that we award Zito too much clout because no one should be that into John Mayer. John Mayer should be a chill event, there is no ragging allowed.

When we were over the Zito being a super fag for Mayer we started to talk about Rich moving into his new apartment. He asked for help but apparently no one wanted to offer so he started to bribe his friends for their time. The going rate, dinner and drinks, sounds good but so far the only takers have been women. Fortunately Rich only needs help with painting; we do respect our women, but we also realize that they can only help so much when it comes to moving. We think Rich needs better friends or at least a better bribe. Then as a surprise, Nicole, from the Morning Mash Up, joined us in the studio to defend women in this argument; she said that she is helping Rich because he is her friend but we all know she wants a free dinner as well.

Once Nicole left, Covino and Rich decided to drop some knowledge, Covino and Rich 101 style. Some Dudebro (G Man) on the forum asked how come some Dudebro get nussies while others don’t. Apparently some people out there want to know how two buffoons like Rich and Covino can hold down hotties. Rich said that men should be a little pompous but in a likeable way. Covino says that you need a mixture of humor, confidence, control, and the ability to seize the moment. Overall the knowledge gained was that people get what they deserve, if you try to find a hottie eventually you will be able to even if you tend to be a nervous person, but if you sit at home jacking it and blazing up, you clearly will not get ass. To close this discussion Rich had a final tip: go to some type of alumni college event and there will be endless conversation starters because you already have something in common with the nussie you are trying to get with.

As most of you know Rich is also part of the Morning Mash Up and we got to talking about how he is a different person on that show than he is on ours. According to Rich he is 100% on our show but has to turn it down while he does the Morning Mash Up because children are listening. He doesn’t want the kids that love him in the morning to tune in at 12 and hear us talking about getting our dicks sucked. But sometimes Rich can’t help but bring Covino up in the morning but when he does Covino gets painted as the bad guy and Covino wants it to stop. We couldn’t real solve this problem so we just moved on.

Then we started talking about “the guy” that people say they know who will offer you a great price on something that you need. Apparently everyone says they know someone like this but you never end up getting a break on the price (unless you’re down to suck cock that is). We believe that the only people that cut you deals are your best friends or your blood, so you might as well not mention the “other guy” who will do nothing for you.

During our News Alerts we got to talking about Sandra Bullock and if she is hot or not and the controversy over the France/Ireland game due to the blatant handball that Thierry Henry had. It was a slow news day so we didn’t spend a lot of time on these topics.

Moving on from the news we were joined by Chef Jim from Molyvos Restaurant in the studio. He didn’t only bring some awesome treats for us but he was a big part of the going out versus staying home for the holiday conversation. Going out saves a whole bunch of time and effort but it lacks the family and home atmosphere. Then we got to talking about deep fried turkey versus a roasted turkey and the ridiculous number of people that accidentally burn down their homes each year.

After Chef Jim left the studio we talked briefly about the doo-doo football games that are going down this thanksgiving and then we were done for the day.

We did a lot today and will be back after thanksgiving, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promise Land!

New Alerts for the Day:

Georgia Bulldog died yesterday so they need a new mascot

Susan Boyle has pre-orders on Amazon, most pre-ordered of all time; people just don’t have good taste anymore

Oprah calls it quits in 2011

Miley Cyrus’ Bus Crashed in Virginia and there was one death, thankfully Miley wasn’t on the bus

Twilight nerds flocking to go see new movie, but The Blind Side seems much better

France v. Ireland Game controversy (Handball by Thierry Henry)

Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just  in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…

We started of this Thursday talking about twitter and the bullshit tweets that people feel like need to share with everyone. Covino and Rich told us about an ice cream server who told them that they could follower her on twitter. In my opinion twitters is garbage in the first place; but really, following an ice cream server, get a life!

Then we quickly changed gears to talk about Wednesday night television on ABC, namely Modern Family and Cougar Town. We all agreed that Modern Family is hysterical and that the cameos they have are well placed, Ed Norton was on last night and he got some well deserved laughs, Cougar Town on the other hand gets boring and isn’t even worth watching. These shows got us onto the topic of other shows that we watch and ones that we believe will stand the test of time, Seinfeld took the cake here…

After we stopped talking about TV shows we read some emails that we received from the forum. We had questions for Spot and many for Covino but apparently people just take Rich at face value. Most of the questions dealt with us insulting each other, but overall we liked the fact that people write in to get more involved in the show. Because Rich was so excited we had people call in to ask questions of us right then and there, I think he liked the fact that we could be caught off guard, but Rich apparently forgot that we are all sharp as tacks so we handled them easily.

Once we finished all the questions we had the pleasure of talking to Reby Sky the November Ms. Howard TV in the studio. We were thinking about what questions to ask her until we read her bio online and realized that all the embarrassing questions could come right from there. We asked her about her lesbian relationship (which doesn’t mean she is a lesbian, because she has a boyfriend too) and about how she loves anal sex. We talked about her love for the NY Giants and about how she sees herself as homely, which is crazy. From there we moved onto her role on MTV Real Life and her love of being choked. We asked about the real cock/strap on difference and how in the end nothing beats the real thing. This girl was crazy hot and crazy funny and we definitely loved having her with us.

Starting off the second hour of the show we discussed the Barnando Power Move. Barry who was Covino’s college roommate and long time friend was at a local party and started to dry hump with a local nussie. Apparently this girl asked Barnando if he had a condom and even though he had one, he tells her that he didn’t think they should. According to Covino, Barnando has dabbled with women over the past two years but hasn’t actually had sex with any of them. Barnando thinks that he was a bone head but Covino says Power Move because now he made the nussie want him more. This started a long conversation about who has the power and whether or not it’s good to make people wait for sex.

Before we broke to get ready for our last hour of the show we briefly discussed Heidi and Spencer and there craziness. How can two losers be so famous baffles me but they are famous none the less. We briefly brought up a mobile bed but Rich wanted it to be a surprise for the top of the hour so we held it back.

After the break we didn’t get directly into the mobile bed but we did start to make fun of the shows old intern Mark Zito. He got a nice new haircut but apparently someone stole his sideburns right off his face, we think he should he should find them fast!  Then we got to the mobile bed that we teased before the break. Apparently the Dreamie is a sleeping bag with a pillow attached; it seems like a wack Snuggie but people are buying it anyway, our thoughts…Lame

We got into our news alerts and then I got to bring up some of my favorite theories which include looking at the skin around a girl’s eyelid to determine the floppiness of their pusseta and the possibility that people with red hair had a Viking rape one of their ancestors.

After my stupid but highly possible theories we decided to talk about something that is on Rich’s mind that has him scared. His woman Sara is going to be on a USO tour in Iraq and he doesn’t know how to feel about it. This is the first time he will be away from her on an important holiday so it’s alright that his panties are twisted up.

Before our old intern Mark Zito left the studio we had to take the opportunity to rag on him because he wants to suck John Mayer’s dick. This got us onto the topic of how much fan fare is too much. Can a fan admire someone too much and pass the line that goes into creepiness? I didn’t think so before but then I met Zito and changed my answer quickly…

After we had enough of bashing Zito we started to talk about the Holiday deals that exist, especially on Black Friday and whether or not it’s the kids responsibility to update their parents on what is cool for them to get for the holidays.

We did a lot today and we will do it again tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promise Land!

New Alerts for the Day:

FAA computer glitch scare makes you think about how heavily we rely on computers

The Dreamie, bed that you carry around with you

Letters to the North Pole no longer arrive there (they used to?)

10 year old girl gets tasered

Steven Segal back on TV

Twilight is supposed to make $100 million on the opening weekend 

Movie popcorn is gross and bad for you

Levi Johnston is no longer showing his cock in Playgirl

Will Ferrell is most over paid stars followed up by Ewan McGregor

Red heads are being phased out and their ancestors could have been raped by a Viking

Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…

We started off this pussification tuuuuesday with Covino talking about the new roles that he needs to take now that he is a father. Some of the things that need to be done are changing diapers, putting the kid to sleep, pretty much anything that needs to be done after the mother decides that it is the father’s job for a change.

After Covino gave us a brief update we decided to perform one of our favorite pastimes, ragging on Spot, our producer. He actually told his Girlfriend (Yes, he does have a GF) that he was going out to dinner with an old female friend and he didn’t invite her.  He didn’t know the clear mistake he made, so we tried to educate him by telling him that he is in a relationship and that he needs to include his girlfriend.  Overall we just want Spot to stop making amateur mistakes and be real with his woman.

Once we were done ripping Spot a new asshole a Canadian Legend by the name of Alan Thicke, came in to talk about his new book and his role on How I Met Your Mother. We discussed his old role on Growing Pains and then we briefly moved onto HIMYM and his yearly cameos.  Unbeknownst to me and I bet a few of you out there, Mr. Thicke was the composer that wrote some famous theme songs for 80s sitcoms and he is fond of reminiscing about them.  After joking around we delved into discussion about his new book “How To Raise Kids Who Won’t Hate You.”

After the legend Alan Thicke left at the end of the first hour of our show we had the pleasure of talking to Mr.Skin, who needs no further introduction. He has a new book on the market called Skincyclopedia vol 2, because the number of nussies that have been naked in movies has skyrocketed since vol 1. The new volume contains everything from vol 1 plus all the new scenes. We discussed his term Rearburger which refers to the sight of a pusseta from behind and the reappearance of banana slopes which are unaltered boobs that were popular in the 70s disco movies.

Mr Skin had other things to do, so when we ended our time together we took the opportunity to get into Rich’s Dicky Stackhouse thought of the day, which is that people are always waiting for something to end, regardless of enjoyment level. Covino tried to get a grab onto this idea but he just couldn’t hop onto Rich’s train of thought, he just thinks people need to enjoy what they are doing when they are doing it.

After Rich recovered from Covino telling him what’s what we started to discuss the Parody of a Miley Cyrus song from the Morning Mash Up. We called Nicole from the Morning Mash Up to talk about it, but she sounded like she was pissed so we dropped that call right away. The Parody itself was fucking hysterical but none of the Morning Mash Up can reach high notes so the whole thing was auto tuned. 

Rich then told the listeners about the shows that he watched last night and about the laughs that arose from them. The first one was from The Love of Ray J because another one of the Ray J nussies got smashed by his friend, a reoccurring theme, I believe so… The next show that Rich discussed is a favorite of mine, How I Met Your Mother. The character Barney performed a hook up play called the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, where he tricked a girl into thinking that he was someone famous by putting up his own website and getting her to look at it on her phone.

At the top of the next hour of our show, Junior Seau, an NFL star and the host of the new show Sports Jobs joined us in the studio. We talked to him about his role in the NFL and his new show and the bullshit that goes down on Twitter about NFL players’ performances during their games.  Before he left the studio we got to ask him about one of yesterday’s topics, what makes a winner; his answer…consistency!

After Junior left we talked about the Vampire Craze that is sweeping across the nation. When we eventually got onto the Twilight subject we discussed how much of a tool Robert Pattinson is, and let me tell you his toolness is incalculable.

Finally after all the stuff we got through in the first two hours of the show we moved onto my favorite topic on the show, the Pussification of America. We talked about how parents take parental classes and how rough housing has been dismissed. I mean how come you can’t flip your kids around anymore, it happened to me growing up, has the makeup of prepubescent changed in the last 10 years? Another Pussification story we got to shoot the shit about is that the owner of the NFL team the Titans gave the fans in buffalo the finger and got finned a $250,000.But those stories were just Pussification warm ups; the real Pussification we talked about today dealt with the word “Meep.” No one knows what this fucking word means but it was still banned in a Massachusetts school. How can a word that has no meaning whatsoever offend people, I will tell you why, America is becoming more pussy!

After the glory that was the Pussification of America we slipped back into talking about the craze that surrounds the Twilight Series. While we were talking about Twilight an old friend, Johnny Moseley, joined us so he could catch the end of the show and so that he could promote a new Warren Miller Ski movie.

We did a lot today and we will do it again tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promise Land!

New Alerts for the Day:

Ken Ober the game show host died at the age of 52 yesterday

Sarah Palin on Oprah won’t rule out 2012 as possible

Porn is now mainstream because of the internet; Jenna Jameson will be on Oprah show…

Breast Exams aren’t needed until Women turn 50 years of age

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