Happy Toooooooosday!
So we kicked off another edition of the Covino & Rich Show with a few random bits of Maxim goodness (as we always do). First, a quick mention that the guys saw David Foster in the hallways. Rich didnt know who he was, but as Covino said, “He’s worked with EVERYONE!” Check out his bio and you’ll see. Maybe coming soon, we can add Ticklesack to the list.
Also, since David Foster worked with Alice Cooper, Rich asked the following trivia question: Who was Alice Cooper with ringside at Wrestlemania 2. Answer: THIS GUY!…
Anyway, next we pulled a Covino & Rich audible, and talked about your favorite “pharmacy” toys. Yesterday on the show, we found out that Rich had never heard of sea monkeys. Covino sweated sea monkeys as a kid, but Rich had no clue (even though he had his own brand. ha!)
Anyway, so talking about sea monkeys led us to compile a list of some of the other cool toys that you didnt get at the toy store, but the ones in the toy aisle at your local pharmacy. Some of our favorites include the following…
Guns that shoot plastic discs
Pump Rockets
Cap guns
Bang snaps
Shrinky dinks
Switchblade combs
Green army men with the fake plastic parachutes
wooden or styrofoam planes
and many more! 
However, we tried to compile a top 3, but couldnt decide on a third, leaving that up to you. But the Top 2 are the gun that shoots plastic discs and the pump rockets.
As it’s Tuesday, maybe this next story could be the Pussification of America. Tufts University is putting a ban on sex in dorm rooms while your roommate is around. We took some great stories from the dudebros about them either having sex while their roommate or bud was in the room, or being the guy stuck listening to this. Covino even said that he used to crank it to his roommate having sex. A bit of excessive information i think. But as the guys said, every guy has had sex with someone else in the room, so we can all relate. This ban just takes away yet another thing that is part of life experience. So dudebros in college, cherish it while you can before the ban spreads. As a matter of fact, if youre in college right now and your roommate is home, invite over a random nussie right now to have sex.
Oh, before we continue, here’s a quick news story clip we came across. Check out this guys reaction. Funny shit…
Embedding is disabled, so find the video here!
Finally, we wrapped this Toooosday show talking about buying stuff at the store, just to use it once or twice, and then returning it. Nicole from Hits 1 Morning Mashup has to go to a wedding and doesnt want to spend the money on a new dress. So she figured she’d buy a dress, hide the tags, wear it and then return it the next day. Is this right or wrong?? That’s up to you to decide. It’s kind of scumbaggish. But at the same time, as Covino pointed out, if their return policy allows you to do this, then you shouldnt feel bad. I say there’s a distinction between buying something and not liking it, so you return it AND buying something with the intention of using it once and then returning it, but Covino sees otherwise. We took some great stories from dudebros who cheated the system, so apparently this is WAY more common than we think. But as one guy told us, it’s the manufacturers that get screwed, not the stores themselves, because the stores return the items to the manufacturer. Someone has to pay for it in the end. But Covino summed all of this up best with one line: You can’t scam the system because the system is a scam. Deep.
Oh, and here’s a little nugget to enjoy. I thought this was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Remember, if you don’t want something, just listen to Frank Stallone…
-Spotty 
