The Covino & Rich Show

Hey guys! Chloe here to bring you a recap of today’s C&R show. We had a lot of excitement today starting off talking about Rich trying to sleep on the plane and ending with porn stars who are featured in this months Penthouse magazine. We also started off the show discussing the end of the season finale of the hills..because I have NOT seen it yet, and the wonderful C&R who don’t even watch the show decided to ruin it for me , I am going to spare any comments about it until I get to watch the show tonight.

Have you ever written down what you want to talk about before you call a girl? If your in a fight? or simply nervous? This is something I have to admit I have done before and I am sure many people have done too. I have never been too nervous to call a boy and ask him on a date but I am bad at confronting people so I often write down, so I do not forget my points, the issues I have with someone before I talk to them. So for all of you write down things before you say them, whether you are trying to ask a girl on a date, nervous, or calling in on the radio…DON’T be embarrassed! We all do it!

Mel Gibson…now that’s a whole other story within itself, I don’t want to go on my own rant about how disgusting of a guy he is but if you haven’t heard or seen these videos…check them out now and trust me you will be just as disgusted as I am…

Smoking…its just gross. Don’t do it! We had a friend in need today, Jon from Wisconsin, who met this girl who was a 10, nice, great friends, a hottie, but he soon found out she was a smoker and nothing could be more of a turn off. Here is my advice, if she won’t quit for you..she’s not worth it! Have her quick that nasty habit.

And of course I rapped…this week I rapped Skee Lo I Wish…I must admit I am a bit upset with my performance this week as I nailed it in the office before the show, but my nerves got the best of me. Luckily on the third time is always a charm…

The end off the show, for the last hour we had two guests in from Penthouse magazine, Mckenzee Miles and Lela Star. We talked about everything from how they got into that industry to having double anal sex. I must admit I sat back and listened to most of their answers versus participating in this conversation but I did ask for them to give all the girls listening advice on something men love.

Stay Cool
Chloe

That’s right, if you were watching the 2010 All Star Home Run Derby, you saw 3 baffoons in left field during Miguel Cabrera’s 7th home run in the first round. Well those 3 baffoons just happened to be Covino, Rich and Spot. That’s 2 years in a row! And this year, we got at least 10 seconds of airtime on ESPN.

In case you missed last year’s…

Hey guys its Chloe here with today’s recap of the show. On today’s show we first talked about the “douchest” comments your friends have ever made. You know those comments that someone says that you mouth just drops wide open and they won’t let you live it down. Well during yesterdays show Shawn the Lawyer had one of those extremely pompous moments, when C&R were talking and Shawn responds “If it’s not in the New York Times I don’t care”. Now talk about an obnoxious comment.

After taking multiple calls about your friends “douchest” comment we has a special guest come in…the one, the only, DREW BREES. He is a quarterback for the New Orleans Saints, and also a very handsome guy I have to add. We only had a short time with him but we spoke about his championship ring, his new book which is coming out soon, and the oil spill and how New Orleans could potentially have oil rain?

After the commercial break we had to deal with a little fight between Rich and Spot about how quickly Drew had to leave the studio. But once we got over that we spoke about what I would have to say was the most boring part of today’s show. To be honest, I truly rarely find anything to be boring on the C&R show but this was just a yawn for me. So the most boring topic of the day goes to:
6 THINGS YOU MAY MISINTERPRET IN HISTORY
1) The Big Bang Wasn’t A Bang
2) Jesus Looks Nothing Like What He Looks Like In His Paintings
3) Fashion In History Is Different Than What We Thing It Is
4) Greek Statues Were Actually Obnoxiously Colorful
5) Velociraptors Had Feathers
6) Pyramids Were Not Built The Way We Thing They Are
…Unfortunately it really took Rich by surprise when he found out Jesus did not actually look like what he looks like in paintings

Next on the show was my favorite part obviously…my weekly rap! Today I rapped Now That We Found Love by Heavy D. Check out the video online coming soon…

I must admit, my rap probably came in second to what we spoke about next, because we had an interview with the two member’s from the Jersey Shore, Vinny and Pauly D. C&R did a great job of finding out how the deal with all the ladies and the lime light being some of the most well known reality TV stars.

We then did a quick new recap talking about of course how Lindsay Lohan is going to jail, as well as how a guy fell out of the stands when he was trying to catch a ball at a baseball game.

We ended off the show by talking about if breakups and divorces are contagious…if your friends can truly influence you enough to end a relationship with someone because they recently did. I mean, I believe it is very true, I think it is immature and if you are happy in a relationship you should not fall into peer pressure but especially in college I have personally seen it happen a lot. So my words of wisdom are: do not do things because you feel pressured to, because most of the time if your friends are ripping on you when you are in a good relationship it is because they are jealous not because they are thinking about what is good for you.

Stay Cool
Chloe

Hey there dudebros its me Spyke, and I am back from the holiday weekend with today’s show recap.

I hope everyone had an awesome 4th of July weekend. If you were tuning into Stars Too over the weekend you had a chance to hear Spot host the 4th of July Stag Bash. I had a chance to listen and Spot sounded pretty damn good.

Also celebrating this holiday in style Rich and Sarah took a trip to our nations capital, and amidst of all the history even Rich was able to find the funny in Washington D.C.

While on the topic of Rich’s excursion to Washington D.C., while Rich was visiting he was able to go out to a Washington Nationals game. After realizing how nice the stadium was Rich asked all of the dudebros today if it was a crazy idea to try and see at least 2 to 3 new stadiums a year. Personally I don’t think its crazy, as long as you don’t go in the 100 degree heat.

In case you were wondering or have been looking for your Back to the Future DVDs, Doc Brown never planned on coming to July 6, 2010. It was all a hoax, and suprisingly it was able to be the biggest trending topic on twitter. Come on guys, i thought you would remember your movies better than that.

Remember…This is Fake!

So in tribute to hoax tweets we made up one of our own, According to Happy Days, the character Arthur H. Fonzarelli turns 75 today! Happy Birthday Fonz! Ayyyyyyyy.

Mr. Fonzarelli I salute you.

Can you wear shorts and sandals to work? Today Rich did and it sparked a heated debate about professionalism and whether or not a guy should show off his toes. I mean really just look at Rich’s…Would you show up to work with these bad boys?

We also brought up Covino’s calcium deposits that he likes to cough up. He really needs to get his tonsils out since Layla won’t kiss him until he has them out. Being in the studio with him I can say its pretty nasty.

Last but not least we were visited by the awesome guys at Fireball Energy Drinks www.fireballus.com. There catchy slogan “Get off the Bull and on the Ball”, really had me interested in the product. After I had a can i must say it tastes just like Redbull but without the diesely gasoline taste. Check it out, its super tasty.

Can you handle a fireball? Try one and find out

So that’s it for today’s show. Be sure to check us out the rest of the week when we get a chance to meet up with the cast of the Jersey Shore.

I had promised to post up some the new and featured apps across the iPhone, iPad and Android devices. Sadly for at least the next few weeks I do not own an Android powered device. So for the time being I am going to defer to some of the professionals and bring you the best apps of the week for iPhone, iPad and Android by the nerds over at Gizmodo.

Check out the link below for more details.

Best Apps of the Week

Hilarious clip to take you into the holiday weekend…

Here it is in all its glory…

Hey guys its Chloe with the recap of today’s C&R Show. Today we started off by talking about the weather for the 4th this weekend..what could be more interesting?! NOT. Although I must say I am pretty pumped about how good the weather is going to be! We then had a real quick discussion about whether you can get a hicky on your penis. What do you think? C&R say absolutely not!

After the wonderful discussion about the male genitals which completely changed gear into talking about food. yumm. Rich was extremely excited because he tried a new food which is now going to be a regular in his rigorous diet to get back into shape in one month. This amazing new food is Talabit. This led to the conversation of discussing foods that you have not tried until maybe last year…and also our discovery of how much Covino HATES sushi and everyone who eats it. Personally, I am not the biggest fan of raw fish, or raw meat for that matter, but I don’t judge people who eat it! But I must agree with C&R on the fact that how your parents raise you can truly affect the types of food you like, or even the ones you want to try. For example, Covino’s parents probably do not like raw fish, which then lead him to hating it sooooo much.

Poor little Spot was once again picked on, not only did we talk about his blind date coming up (which I am VERY excited about=) ), but we also spoke about how his true witty personality is able to shine way better on other shows such as Cocktails With Patrick on Cosmo Radio. We played some clips from when Spot was able to shine of C with P and compared them to his personality on C&R….and there really was a difference. So Covino and Rich STOP picking on Spot so much and MAYBE he will be able to show his colors on your show too!

Next on the show was OBVIOUSLY my favorite part…my rap! On today’s show I had to rap The Breaks by Kurtis Blow. I practiced all morning for my debut and I think it turned out very well…check out the video that’s going to be posted of it online later today…

After my rap we discussed “reject” or “mutant” brothers. For example, on True Blood this past Sunday, my favorite show on T.V. right now, Don Swayze, Partick Swayze brother had a small part in the show which led us into the conversation of famous siblings, or siblings in general and how one always overpowers the other. We did not only find it in this case but you can also see it when it comes to Vincent Chase and Johnny Drama on Entourage, Covino and his little brother, and ever the Olsen Twin and their younger sister.

Often when you listen to a song you can easily mishear the lyrics being sung which then leads you to one signing the wrong words. But recently people have been coming up with new lyrics to classics songs which are pretty funny…check on this Obama’s Elf clip which is mocking the song All By Myself….

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Last but not least we talked about our news “snooze” alerts of the day which consisted of
1) Larry King from Larry King Live retiring after 25 years!!!
2) The famous YouTube clip David at the dentists 1 year anniversary is today

3) Twilight Opens TODAY!!

4) 37% of the internet is made up of porn
5) Porn websites are now going to be .xxx instead of .com!

Have a great 4th!
Stay Cool
Chloe

Hello there dudebros Spyke here with another Show Recap.

Today was a definitely a Tuesday. We started out with a lengthy discussion about Nerds and Geeks. Many of you that met me at the Dudebro Convention and here me chime in on the show definitely knows that i have many of the Nerd/Geek qualities. However, as Covino like to point out I like to talk about the pusseta a lot. So, the questions we brought up today was whether or not Nerds/Geeks in 2010 are finally cool and relevant. While have Nerd skills may not mean you are instantly getting a chick, it seems to be a necessity for being a well rounded dude. We had so many dudebros call in that we weren’t able to get to all the calls. So I would like to ask the dudebros to take it to the forums and let us know what you think.

Next up on the C&R show was something that happened during Rich’s recent trip to Atlantic City for a bachelor party. A friend of Rich (who we will leave unnamed) had gotten suckered into buying lap dances from a not so awesome stripper. After the lap dances were over Rich’s friend had a look of disgust. He explained that when the stripper had gotten near him that she had a pretty dank pusseta. He even went to the length of saying that it was so bad he wanted to change his jeans. So if you get a bad lap dance can you ask for a refund? Well personally i think asking for one will get you a bouncer’s fist to the face, but what do you think?

How do you feel about your hair. C&R look at a legend, John Legend that is too see what all the fuss was about his hair line looking messed up. As you can see from the picture below he is sporting a nice Zorro Z. Though by now celebrities should know better than to fight about dumb stuff like this since it always bites you in the ass in the end.

What do you guys think is it really that bad?

Next up and possibly the most disturbing thing i have seen was during our Pussification of America. This past weekend on True Blood a rather violent sex scene took place and had people crying out that they would never watch again and that it was rape. Come on though, its vampire sex, what did you expect tender romance?

Have a look at the video and chime in.

And lastly for your viewing pleasure a little bit of Epic Why Guy.

Hey there dudebros I promised I would get this up for you guys ASAP.

So for all of you Droid users this is a pretty simple operation.

It all starts with the ROMS (aka the games). Basically you will want to download these all in one big pack. However, for the not so savvy finding the big NES pack isn’t easy so you need to do it game by game. So just download the ones you want. Check out the link below for a location to download all of the original NES games.

NES GAME ROMS

These files come downloaded as .zip files so make sure you extract the games out. If that just sounded completely alien, Google how to extract files from .zip. Google can explain it way better than me.

Once you download the file extract all of NES games somewhere to you computer. Make sure the ROMS end in .nes or they wont work.

Once you have the ROMS on your computer you can go ahead and plug your Android phone to your computer. Once its connected drag down the Android notification bar. You should now see an option for the USB connection. Hit it, then hit Mount. If you go into My Computer you will now see the your Android as Removable Media drives. Find the the one that is your SD Card (It usually has your photos and stuff on it) Create a new folder and call it anything you want (I call it “NES Games”) .

Once the folder is created drag all of the NES ROMS from your computer to the new folder you have just created.

When completed you can unplug your phone from the computer.

Now head on over to the Android Market on your phone and search for NESoid. You can use either the Lite (free) or the paid version. Once downloaded and installed just open up the app, hit the settings button, then load, and you should see all of the games.

Play and enjoy.

I am attaching a video for whatever help it can be.