The Covino & Rich Show

Here it is in all its glory…

Hey guys its Chloe with the recap of today’s C&R Show. Today we started off by talking about the weather for the 4th this weekend..what could be more interesting?! NOT. Although I must say I am pretty pumped about how good the weather is going to be! We then had a real quick discussion about whether you can get a hicky on your penis. What do you think? C&R say absolutely not!

After the wonderful discussion about the male genitals which completely changed gear into talking about food. yumm. Rich was extremely excited because he tried a new food which is now going to be a regular in his rigorous diet to get back into shape in one month. This amazing new food is Talabit. This led to the conversation of discussing foods that you have not tried until maybe last year…and also our discovery of how much Covino HATES sushi and everyone who eats it. Personally, I am not the biggest fan of raw fish, or raw meat for that matter, but I don’t judge people who eat it! But I must agree with C&R on the fact that how your parents raise you can truly affect the types of food you like, or even the ones you want to try. For example, Covino’s parents probably do not like raw fish, which then lead him to hating it sooooo much.

Poor little Spot was once again picked on, not only did we talk about his blind date coming up (which I am VERY excited about=) ), but we also spoke about how his true witty personality is able to shine way better on other shows such as Cocktails With Patrick on Cosmo Radio. We played some clips from when Spot was able to shine of C with P and compared them to his personality on C&R….and there really was a difference. So Covino and Rich STOP picking on Spot so much and MAYBE he will be able to show his colors on your show too!

Next on the show was OBVIOUSLY my favorite part…my rap! On today’s show I had to rap The Breaks by Kurtis Blow. I practiced all morning for my debut and I think it turned out very well…check out the video that’s going to be posted of it online later today…

After my rap we discussed “reject” or “mutant” brothers. For example, on True Blood this past Sunday, my favorite show on T.V. right now, Don Swayze, Partick Swayze brother had a small part in the show which led us into the conversation of famous siblings, or siblings in general and how one always overpowers the other. We did not only find it in this case but you can also see it when it comes to Vincent Chase and Johnny Drama on Entourage, Covino and his little brother, and ever the Olsen Twin and their younger sister.

Often when you listen to a song you can easily mishear the lyrics being sung which then leads you to one signing the wrong words. But recently people have been coming up with new lyrics to classics songs which are pretty funny…check on this Obama’s Elf clip which is mocking the song All By Myself….

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Last but not least we talked about our news “snooze” alerts of the day which consisted of
1) Larry King from Larry King Live retiring after 25 years!!!
2) The famous YouTube clip David at the dentists 1 year anniversary is today

3) Twilight Opens TODAY!!

4) 37% of the internet is made up of porn
5) Porn websites are now going to be .xxx instead of .com!

Have a great 4th!
Stay Cool
Chloe

Hello there dudebros Spyke here with another Show Recap.

Today was a definitely a Tuesday. We started out with a lengthy discussion about Nerds and Geeks. Many of you that met me at the Dudebro Convention and here me chime in on the show definitely knows that i have many of the Nerd/Geek qualities. However, as Covino like to point out I like to talk about the pusseta a lot. So, the questions we brought up today was whether or not Nerds/Geeks in 2010 are finally cool and relevant. While have Nerd skills may not mean you are instantly getting a chick, it seems to be a necessity for being a well rounded dude. We had so many dudebros call in that we weren’t able to get to all the calls. So I would like to ask the dudebros to take it to the forums and let us know what you think.

Next up on the C&R show was something that happened during Rich’s recent trip to Atlantic City for a bachelor party. A friend of Rich (who we will leave unnamed) had gotten suckered into buying lap dances from a not so awesome stripper. After the lap dances were over Rich’s friend had a look of disgust. He explained that when the stripper had gotten near him that she had a pretty dank pusseta. He even went to the length of saying that it was so bad he wanted to change his jeans. So if you get a bad lap dance can you ask for a refund? Well personally i think asking for one will get you a bouncer’s fist to the face, but what do you think?

How do you feel about your hair. C&R look at a legend, John Legend that is too see what all the fuss was about his hair line looking messed up. As you can see from the picture below he is sporting a nice Zorro Z. Though by now celebrities should know better than to fight about dumb stuff like this since it always bites you in the ass in the end.

What do you guys think is it really that bad?

Next up and possibly the most disturbing thing i have seen was during our Pussification of America. This past weekend on True Blood a rather violent sex scene took place and had people crying out that they would never watch again and that it was rape. Come on though, its vampire sex, what did you expect tender romance?

Have a look at the video and chime in.

And lastly for your viewing pleasure a little bit of Epic Why Guy.

Hey there dudebros I promised I would get this up for you guys ASAP.

So for all of you Droid users this is a pretty simple operation.

It all starts with the ROMS (aka the games). Basically you will want to download these all in one big pack. However, for the not so savvy finding the big NES pack isn’t easy so you need to do it game by game. So just download the ones you want. Check out the link below for a location to download all of the original NES games.

NES GAME ROMS

These files come downloaded as .zip files so make sure you extract the games out. If that just sounded completely alien, Google how to extract files from .zip. Google can explain it way better than me.

Once you download the file extract all of NES games somewhere to you computer. Make sure the ROMS end in .nes or they wont work.

Once you have the ROMS on your computer you can go ahead and plug your Android phone to your computer. Once its connected drag down the Android notification bar. You should now see an option for the USB connection. Hit it, then hit Mount. If you go into My Computer you will now see the your Android as Removable Media drives. Find the the one that is your SD Card (It usually has your photos and stuff on it) Create a new folder and call it anything you want (I call it “NES Games”) .

Once the folder is created drag all of the NES ROMS from your computer to the new folder you have just created.

When completed you can unplug your phone from the computer.

Now head on over to the Android Market on your phone and search for NESoid. You can use either the Lite (free) or the paid version. Once downloaded and installed just open up the app, hit the settings button, then load, and you should see all of the games.

Play and enjoy.

I am attaching a video for whatever help it can be.

Hello there dudebros Spike here bringing you all of the latest from an action packed 90’s Rock Friday.

I must say what a way to start off a Friday. Spot and I decided to have another little competition. A Spanish soccer announcer named Andres Cantor recently was calling the USA-Algeria World Cup Match. He made it very clear that Landon Donovan had scored the game winning goal, with an exceptionally long GOAL!!!!! So Spot and I decided to have it to see who could call out the longest Goal. Spot was able to clock in with a respectable 21 seconds, however, it wasn’t able to compete with my 28 seconds. Check out the video to see what it sounded like from the source.

Has a company ever surprised you by going above and beyond what they normally do? Rich was telling us a story about how his bank had called him to make sure he wrote a check since they said his signature was a little bit off. Personally, I cannot think of any instance of it happening to me, but hey I am still young.

The next thing we talked about on the show kinda sounds like we should turn in our guy cards. If you have Toy Story 3 at the end it can be quite the tear jerker. After Rich had seen it with his fiance he sent out a tweet admitting that he had gotten quite emotional at the end of the film. While he did get a few responses from people calling him gay and the like, he got a strong following from guys that admitted they also cried. Did this or any other movie ever make you cry?

Be sure to check out Toy Story 3, and check out the trailer below.

Here is a question for all of you dudebros. If you call up a guy and people answer and they say nothing more than the guy you called will be back in a few months, do you automatically assume he is in jail? Rich who is going to a bachelor party for one of his buds was trying to get a hook up at a strip club and ran into the the same problem. I say this guy is definitely in jail, though it could be other things. What do you guys think?

So I know we have a lot of listeners who may be hunters and knowledgeable on this next subject. Could you survive a bear attack. Even though Covino thinks he could take out a monkey a bear is a different story. Knowing Rich, however, he and the bear would end up being best buds later on sharing a picnic basket. Bears can be viscous and I don’t think I want to be that close to a bear to find out.

Well Spot has a birthday coming up and he will be hitting the big 30. The guys explore whether or not Spot has done all of the things that he had planned on doing before he hit thirty. I thought i would attach a short list of the things he wished he had accomplished.

1. Move out of moms house;
2. Make more money;
3. End up with a nice woman; and
3. Have a threesome.

And that was just a teaser. C&R also explore about how once you hit 30 you can no longer make dumb decisions because now you are held to a higher level of accountability. What do you guys think?

Finally, since we weren’t able to premier it on the show today, check out Weezer’s new World Cup song Represent below.

Hey guys its Chloe here. Today on the C&R show we started off the day congratulating USA for winning today’s soccer game as only moments before the showed aired USA scored the winning goal and everyone went wild. In the zone talking about sports we then did a tribute to Bo Jackson one of the greatest athletes we have ever seen as he was able to pull of playing two major league sports. I mean WOW that is pretty impressive if you ask me.

…Poor Rich he really got picked on today…I’ll get to the intervention later but we first spoke about the record that Rich broke that he has been upheld since he was 15. Unfortunately our little Rich was running to the train to get home yesterday in the rain and slips and falls in front of everyone! To make matters worse a bunch of teenagers started pointing and laughing at him! Wah wah wah

One of the most interesting parts of the day was talking about “showering with your loved one” and the most beneficiary way to do that. As we all know there are definitely a lot of pro’s to showering with your significant other but as most things that have many pros involved you can always find a few cons. To solves those many worries you may have about showering with your woman, or your man, Rich came up with a brilliant plan called “shower lay over”. The “shower lay over” is when you let you woman shower for about 5-10 minutes before you get in the shower, than you join her, have your fun, and then she gets out of the shower and you have your own 5-10 minutes of privacy to do your thing before you meet her back in the other room. To me this sounds like a pretty good idea to solve all those problems of things you do not want your woman/man to see.

Now one of the most ridiculous parts of the day was our conversation about how many Justin Bieber’s you could beat up. Maybe because I am a girl but I thought this was absolutely absurd and went on for way to long, but not only did C&R find it extremely comical the male listeners seemed to love it too for some weird reason. Any way, we somehow conclude that Covino could beat 7 and a half Biebers up, Rich 8, Spike 6 and eat 10, and I could beat up 1.

Now to get back to Rich, we thought it was time to have an intervention with him about his problem with wearing jeans too tight. See here’s the problem, what most guys do not realize is that when they wear their jeans too tight its causes something called a camel nut. For those who do not know who what that means it is the same thing as a woman having a camel toe, but the guys version. Anyway, earlier in the day I went around and interviewed the hosts of the Morning Mash Up to get their point of views on his issue we were about to confront Rich on. They were all brutally honest and really told Rich the truth about it makes them feel. I mean we were just trying to help a friend out, Sara even put her say in about it. If your own girlfriend thinks its an issue you know it really is, COMMON RICH!

Last but not least I did my weekly rap and we spoke about my little issue with parents allowing my boyfriend to sleepover and whether it is okay for him to stay over when they are out of the house.

Stay Cool,

Chloe

Hey there Dudebros and Nussies, Spike here with today’s show recap.

Today we started the off with a little Trueblood action. After last night’s episode of True Blood HBO released a special Snoop Dogg rap. Check it out below. I personally kinda like it, and it proves that Snoop can rap about anything.

By the way, did you wish everyone a happy Father’s Day? I hope you did, since it appears that Rich and Spot neglected to give Covino a text or phone call on his first Dadbro Day.

I know this next topic has been beaten to hell and many of you no longer want to hear about it, but Spot is still having relationship issues. Besides not returning Steve Ward’s phone calls and text messages, Spot also cancelled plans with Rich and rendezvoused with a still unknown individual.

Also today on the Covino and Rich Show, the guys explored who was the artist that shaped the 2000s. Who could it be, Mariah Carey, Nickelback, Kanye West, or Ticklesack. Well…it was none of those. The Winner is……………EMINEM!!!!!!!! According to C&R and the listeners, Eminem dominated the 2000s. Check out some classic Eminem below.

So thats it for today’s recap. Join the Twitter and Facebook as well as check back right here for more C&R updates.

Hey there Dudebros, today was a day to be remembered on the C&R Show.

To start off the day Dennis Hoff and Bunny Ranch girl Camie Parker stopped by the show. Camie is recently on the cover and centerfold of Hustler Magazine. During our interview Camie and Dennis were kind enough to give spot and I some ass slapping lessons. This turned into a little competition between Spot and I. Well Dudebros I am officially the ass slapping champion after Camie chose me with the best ass slap. After our little competition Dennis made Spot an offer to top all offers. Dennis offered spot an all expense paid trip to the Bunny Ranch. Airfare, hotel, girls, food alcohol, the works, however, Spot was a bit reluctant to take up the offer. Could you see your self at the bunny ranch? Only time will tell what Spot’s final decision will be.

We all know that Rich’s guilty pleasure is the Bachelorette on ABC. Well this past week on the show we were shown exactly what you should not do when you are out on a date. NEVER SING TO WOMAN ESPECIALLY IF U CANT SING. Check out the clip below. WARNING: Extreme laughter will ensue.

Can you remember the days of old school Nintendo games? Recently Covino tweeted the cheat code for the original Knockout and Contra on Nintendo. This got the guys thinking about all the old school games that were awesome even though the graphics sucked.

Can you believe it? Recently, in Seattle, Washington a police officer was filmed punching a woman in the face. Basically the guys were talking about, this chick getting punched in the face. Watch the video below for the whole story. Do you think the Cop was justified?

It wouldn’t be the C&R show if there wasn’t a little bit of conspiracy involved. Recently a man had claimed that he had encountered big foot and after several attempts was able to get him to leave his property. This all conveniently happened before the cops showed up to see good ole Bigfoot. I don’t know, but some how i believe him yo. Check out the video below and remember this man’s words of wisdom in case you ever come in contact with Bigfoot.

Well that was the C&R Show on an amazing Empanada Thursday. Check back often for more Covino and Rich highlights.

Hey guys its Chloe here with a recap of today’s show. Today on our show we started off by talking about Gabourey Sidibe’s mom and how she recently sang on America’s Got Talent. Luckily she was a good enough singer and made it to the next round rather than completely embarrassing her daughter on TV. Precious’s mom smoothly flowed into the topic of thinking about the time your parents have embarrassed you most. If you didn’t listen to the show today I would take a second to think you yourself the most embarrassing moment your parents have ever put you though. I must admit C&R had some pretty good ones that I for sure got a good laugh at. I don’t think I will ever forget Rich’s most embarrassing moment, when in 5th grade his father was taking part in his 5th game sports game and while jump roping his dads pants fell down and he was wearing of course purple tighty whities or how his dad walked around his spedos at his local pool. To be honest I personally don’t think any dads, regardless of how fit they are, should be doing that.

Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I do not believe the 2013 “the world will end”. I think its a bunch of rubbish just like the Y2K one was and its just to scare people. I mean it could happen but its not going to least for thousands of years to come. But that being said I can’t deny that theses type of controversial topics are not extremely interesting to talk about, because they are. I just really don’t see our world coming to an end in 3 years.

…But if it does I have nothing against going to the moon and being an intern on C&Rs Show which one day I will be listening to from outer space (that is if their dream some how comes true)

Since I am not that old I can’t say I have many things that I know right now I am going to complain about when I have kids or grand kids but this part of the show today was extremely funny. First I would like to give props to C&R on their incredible accents that they nailed. They will be GREAT grandparents one day. But I can’t sit here and say, whether it was from my grandparents or someone else, I have not heard some of the lines they were mocking. It is very true, and a bit sad if you ask me, that kids don’t go outside and play anymore but instead they sit inside all day and play video games. People in our generation fully take for granted the simple and fun things in life.

Hands down the best/most embarrassing/most fun part of the show was of course me rapping Biggy’s song Juicy. One of my best friends Stacey and I last year one night after class watch Nitorious and fell in love with the song Juicy. We wanted to learn all the lyrics so we put the song on repeat sitting there rapping it until we learned it, which is how I became the rapper that I am. If you had asked me to do this last year, I could have rapped the whole things but I must admit I should probably brush up on my skills a little before the next show. Regardless I really think I could be the next big rapper.

Perez Hilton really got himself in trouble this time. Poor Miley Cryus always getting picked up but that is the price of fame. Check out his apology video he posted if you can even call it that…

Before today’s show came to an end we talked about artist’s voices who you just can’t stand. I personally cannot really think of any but a lot of people said Bob Dylan. I mean his voice doesn’t bother me but I am not the biggest fan of it at the same time.

Hope you enjoyed today’s show!

Hey Dudebros and Nussies, Spike here with Monday’s show recap.

With the Dudebro Convention still in the minds of Covino, Rich, Spot and myself, we took some time to thank all of the Dudebros that came our to support the C&R show and make an incredible week happen up at the Sirius Studios and NYC.

Over the weekend True Blood returned to HBO, and with it as always the return of Dicky Stackhouse. Though while both Covino and Rich took in some awesome Trueblood action. HBO previewed two new shows. One is called “Game of Thrones” which is based on a collection of fantasy novels, and the other is a new show by Martin Scorsese called, “Boardwalk Empire.” Check out the videos below to see what these new shows are about.

The World Cup is currently being played out in South Africa and Rich really cant get on the bandwagon. For some reason he just cannot find anything interesting about the World Cup, since for him other things like NFL and Baseball just mean more to him. Covino thinks Rich is obviously crazy since soccer happens to be probably the most popular sport in the world. However for those of us that do care check out the video below for a quick US vs England recap.

Next up the guys got into some really deep thoughts and for your reading pleasure I have listed them here: (Please note this is pretty random stuff)

1. During the filming of the Wizard of Oz a lot of munchkin sex happened.
2. When Layla was pregnant Covino was aware of so many more pregnant women.
3. The idea that there are enough pregnant women every year to fill schools. Bizarre.
4. Rich has to book a harp player. Something he never thought he would have to do.
5. Rich does not think he can smoke weed anymore.
6. Rich’s Comedy Routine has gotten so big other NYC comedy clubs want him.

If you haven’t seen it yet please check out the Wally Backman Freakout. The video speaks for itself.

This next topic really got Covino fired up. A kid was recently not allowed to participate in his graduation or any other events for his class after he said, “Fuck all the teachers who never said I would amount to anything.” Covino is saying that the school was justified and this kid shouldn’t be bad mouthing his teacher’s or elder Rich and a lot of callers were saying its free speech. Check out the video and decide for yourself.

Finally we were visited by Danielle Fishel (better know as Topanga from Boy Meets World.) She was an awesome guest as well as a great trip down memory lane. Be sure to check out her new show The Dish on Style Network.