The Covino & Rich Show

Hey dudebros Spyke here with another show recap.

In case you missed yesterdays show, Ice Cube was nice enough to stop by. Though I think that was the end of him being nice. Right in the beginning of the interview Rich made the mistake of calling Ice Cube, Ice Tea. That prompted a very quick response from Ice Cube at which point Rich went and huddled in the corner while Covino conducted the interview.

So it appears that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith my have penned a deal to host on the next season of American Idol. While none of us think he really fits the part, Covino thinks that Mr. Tyler is too famous to do a show like Idol. He may be the greatest American rocker and Covino thinks he should focus more on a possible new album or tour. Well its hard to say of you ask me. He may just surprise us. So what do you think would Steven Tyler make a good judge?

So Covino decided to start playing a new game on the show called hitting the post. It where we all try out our radio chops to see if we can intro a song before the words start. You should look for us to do this more often especially since Ragin Rich is just so much fun to listen to.

Next up I came up with a theory about lying. According to a little bit of research it appears that you can lie about anything that occurred before 1998. It wasn’t until this point that the internet became something that was easy to use and available to a large group of people. It is also the time around when searching for information and even pictures online became prevalent. Though you do also have to think that social networking didn’t begin the way we know it until 2003. Though in an effort to be safe if your gonna lie, it better be about something before 1998 otherwise JUST DON’T LIE.

Next up was a Dicky Doo Deep Thought: If you could be 70 and die on your 70th birthday and know that your family would be healthy if you did that. Would you do it? This was actually pretty deep honestly I don’t think I could do it. How bout you?

Lastly we got to meet up with the King of Mississippi, Denis O’Hare from True Blood. This guy was a super cool guess and a lot of fun to chat with. Check out the video below and also Check out True Blood, Sundays on HBO.

Hey there dudebros Spyke is back and as always I am bringing you another C&R Show Recap.

It’s a Tuesday on the C&R show and sadly Spot is not here to celebrate Tuesday with us. However, you can look forward to me filling in for him the rest of the week.

Summer is coming to an end. While for all of you working stiffs out there it doesn’t mean much, but for guys like me it means getting ready to go back to school. So today on the C&R show we took a look back in time. Back to our first day of school. Back to when buying the right Nike’s really did matter. Do you guys have any good back to school stories. Check below to listen to Rich’s favorite back to school song.

Next up on the show we touched upon an interesting story. Supposedly a pillow fight recently broke out on an airline, and this got the guys thinking. Who still gets into pillow fights. Rich says that pillow fights are reserved for hot nussies and sorority girls. However, Covino told us of his involvement in the most epic of pillow fights. So epic and hardcore that kids were even getting knocked. Next week Covino gets is a tickle fight……………

We took a quick moment to debut Weezer’s new single Memories so check it out below.

So Pee Wee Herman is back in the news defending that when he was arrested in 1991 for masturbating in a porn theatre that he couldn’t have been masturbating. His reasoning, a study saying that almost 99.9% of people will masturbate with there dominant hand. So Pee Wee, Rich believes in you. So, this conversation led us to looking at our first encounters with porn. So what was it for you, vhs tapes, the internet, or maybe an XXX theatre like Pee Wee, what was your first porn experience?

Our next topic was a bit disturbing. Tila Tequila recently opened for a The Insane Clown Posse. During her song people in the crowd began throwing bottles eggs rocks and ever piss and shit from nearby port-o-pottys. Its pretty messed up if you ask me, but still is there anything more degrading?

Today also saw the end of MAN words. C&R go into detail about why man words are ridiculous. Though only a few could still be kept like MANgina.

That’s it for today’s show. Tune in for more C&R goodness.

-Spyke

Hey guys, Chloe here with another recap of today’s C&R show. On today’s show we started off talking about David Hasselhoff and how he got roasted pretty bad this past weekend…check out the video for yourself…

Next we spent a pretty decent amount of time talking about time shares…bore! The conclusion we came to is just DON’T buy one! They are a waste!!

This past weekend Rich was at a wedding where he had a very unfortunate event as he was seated next to some guy that all he did was put other people down. For example, he asked Rich what he did for a living and he told him he works at SiriusXM and the guy responds by saying, “I canceled my Sirius account, waste of money.” Common how rude! Next time you want to say something like that I would sit back and rethink it.

Today we also had a very special guest come in…Amy Spencer! She has recently wrote a book called Meeting Your Half Orange, which is all about dating, how to have a successful relationship, and be the most optimistic you can be. It is a book that was originally written for women but men love it too! So I would definitely recommend you all checking it out!

http://www.amy-spencer.com/

Rich had a pretty tough weekend as he had another issue come up at the wedding. Some obnoxious friend of his brought up the question in front of Sara about how many people have you slept with? Firstly, I think this guy is simply dumb for bringing it up, but as Amy said on the show it is a topic that should simply NOT be spoken about. It will hurt the both of you, and you don’t need to know it. So for all you guys don’t say it, don’t say I don’t know because that will come back and bite you too, just don’t say a number.

Now you want to see something weird check this clip out of a girl getting off on a ride a carnival….

Stay Cool
Chloe

Hey Guys, Chloe here with your recap of today’s C&R show. First we started off we started the show with the Dougie, the new and upcoming song and dance of the summer. I am not going to lie, I may or may not have practiced this dance a few times in front of the mirror. But for everyone to learn check out these two youtube videos of the experts doing the Dougie.

Next we talked about Steven Salter the infamous flight attendant who cursed out passengers and then jumped out the exit door, and slid down the fire slide to escape. Some people are saying this guys a hero but I agree with C&R that he is just some ridiculous guy that didn’t know how to handle his job.

Talking about people freaking out at work…check out this video of a woman attacking the drive through employee at McDonalds because they were only serving the breakfast menu and she couldn’t not get chicken nuggets. Talk about someone losing their cool this woman is psychotic!!

Quickly, I just want to say…for all you C&R competitors who are trying to be the next newest coolest C&R show…you have no chance!! Convio and Rich will always be the best show out there!

I’m not sure if you guys have seen it but if you hadn’t you have to check out the newest America’s Got Talent where a cute 10 year old blonde girl sings an opera song where she sounds 40 years old. I can’t deny that she is extremely talented, but it is also a bit creepy that her voice is able to sound that way. If you were to shut your eyes you would NEVER put two and two together but just listening to her sing.

Have you ever really let down your women? When something bad happened to you just sat and watched instead of trying to help her somehow? At an Astro’s game a few weeks ago a boyfriend and girlfriend were at the game when a foul ball was hit into the stands and the girl got hit when the boy ducked out of the way. I mean that’s pretty pathetic, you would hope that the boyfriend would take the hit, or try to catch the ball instead of letting the ball hit her. It’s simple as this Bo bailed on Sara, and Sara I think you need to find yourself a new boyfriend!

and of course we did a while lot of talking about football and the Jets…

Stay Cool

Chloe

Hey guys, it’s Chloe here with today’s recap of the C&R show. We had a pretty exciting day today as we had the porn star and penthouse model Kayden Kross on our show. But first we started by talking about the Sharktopus which is a octopus/shark who kill sharks that are trying to attack hot girls on the beach.

We then discussed things that scare you when you’re a little kid..so here is a list that we came up with
1) 10pm Do you know where your children are?
2) Land of The Lost
3) One Night in New York City
4) My basement
5) Dolls
6) Thriller by MJ – Spot

Next on our list of things to talk about was Rich’s Sea Shell Theory. The Sea Shell Theory explains how someone tries to find their wife or girlfriend. For example, a little boy goes sea shell picking with his family. Some kids will pick up the first shinny sea shell they see disregarding the cracks in it and they will take it anyway because they don’t think they can find one better, not realizing there are betting shells out there. Others spend the whole day looking for a shell never realizing there is not such thing as PERFECT sea shell and then they take too long and all the good ones are already gone. And some find the sea shell that is best for them and you have to throw a couple of cracked ones back but ultimately find a good one that they want to keep before all the good ones are already taken.

Last but not least, we had an interview with Kayden Kross from penthouse. Spot started off by awkwardly describing what she looked like and then the questions began. We discussed things girls should prefect for their guy, how she got involved in the porn industry, and what she likes and does not like about sex both in her personal life but also on the job. We also found out she has slept with celebrities but she kept her mouth shut about that one. I wonder who it could be….

Welcome back to a new week of the C&R Show. A lot has happened on the C&R Show, so lets see what happened on today’s show.

Over the weekend Covino took the time to enjoy some tennis. I mean come on who doesn’t want to enjoy some tennis right. Well unfortunately for Covino his tennis watching was ruined by some rather audible grunts coming from the girls who were playing. This grunting issue lead to an interesting discussion about what would happen if you were banging a chick and her grunts had more bass than hers. Honestly, if that ever happened to me I would run away faster than she would be able to finish grunting.

So Rich decided to drop a doozey on us since he recently caught up with the rest of the crowd and saw Shutter Island. Was DiCaprio’s character Teddy really crazy or did the island make him that way? Watch it again and see what you can come up with.

Shark Week has begun, but honestly do you even care? We decided to discuss on the show today why people absolutely sweat shark week. It’s popping up on twitters and facebooks everywhere, but do you actually sit down and watch the shark week shows. Rich say no and I agree, I love discovery as much as any nerd but I am not going all out crazy for Shark Week.

Since this is my gateway to the listeners I have a quick question. Are you doing alight? Haha. Has anyone ever mindfucked you by asking if you were OK when you were doing just fine. Well a caller decided it was a good day to mind fuck Covino. Lets just say the calls just kept coming in and Covino denied anything was wrong, but we all know what the problem is. The Sharks for Shark Week just have a better shark fin than Covino.

Next up was a super high tech news alert. It is so amazing only the video of this thing can really make you appreciate it, so please see below.

While we were on the idea of new innovations it appears that C&R need to go back to high school. Rich is convinced that the Earth is heavier now than it was in the past since there are more people in the world and all of the building we have built. I can’t even explain this more. Believe me, it was a frustrating discussion.

Last but not least on today show I got to fulfill a dream. Just call me Batman, well not really. I recently had a run in with a bat the left me getting nine needles in me as well as catch a bat after do a little bit of damage. Watch out I might have rabies.

Well that was it for today’s show. Tune in as always for more from C&R.

Today was an action packed and emotional day on the Covino and Rich Show.

Obama was on The View today and I am sure he was given the hard-hitting question. One of the hardest hitting questions was, Do you know who Snooki is? Obama answered no, but honestly he has to know. The Jersey Shore crew has been all over the news. For him not to know who Snooki is definitely crazy. Listen Obama we know you are the President, but its ok, you can admit your guilty pleasures.

Kevin John, Celebrity Artist was on the C&R Show today. All the way from Erie, PA,. Kevin came by to show off his artist skill and sketch a portrait of C&R. Check out his awesome work below.

Also on today’s show we have the ultimate shoot out. Who is the biggest badass on television?
Is It Eric from TrueBlood, Michael Westin from Burn Notice, Don Draper of Madmen or any of the great TV personalities that are on today. Though after much deliberation it appeared that Eric from TrueBlood won out.

Lastly on the show today I had a revelation. I spilled my guts out to the show. I am an unhappy guy. Even though I have so much going for me there has always been one thing that has made me unhappy. I am a fat guy. No joke. However on the show today I decided to turn my life around and make a change. So I looked to the dudebros for help, and who better to help out than John Basedow of Fitness Made Simple.

So keep listening to the Show for Basedow’s arrival and to track what happens in my challenge to lose 100 pounds.

Hey guys! Chloe here with your daily recap from today’s C&R show. Today was our back from vacation show as C&R both just got back from their tropical vacations last week. Covino had a great time at the Atlantis Cove, in the Bahamas, but unfortunately Rich’s vacation didn’t go so smoothly. Rich went to the Dominican Republic with Sara and the place was simply too boring for him. I mean, how I look at it is if you are on a beach with the person you love, the vacation should be great no matter what. But this place was just way too quiet for them, not to mention the Love lounge singer who was the cheesiest man on the planet who wouldn’t stop singing.

Next we talked about things that make your girl snap…number one thing for me is HUNGER. For some reason, whenever I am hungry I turn into a different person, and the second I eat I am back to being the happy girl I am. So for all you guys reading this don’t do anything to piss off your girl when she is hungry.

Unfortunately I wasn’t able to come in Thursday, even though I had really wanted to, to be part of the Spot vs. Kristin breakdown so I really give my opinion. But from the recap and the clips I heard I was a bit disappointed with her answers and attitude. For example, when Spot spoke, you could hear the love in his voice, the passion, and when she spoke she was so cold, and a bit rude. All I want is for Spot to be happy, but he’s a great guy and don’t want to see him get hurt!

Next up we had professional wiffle ball players who have recently written a book about it, come on our show to talk a bit about their sport! It was really cool hearing all their stories about the 57 year old sport. Little did I know, the temperature or the humidity can affect how well your ball is thrown or how many different types of leagues there are where you can throw your pitches at different speeds. To be honest, I thought of wiffle ball as this little kids sport that you stop playing when you are 6, but after this interview I learned it was much much more.

For today’s news alerts:
1)True blood/mad men was amazing! Everyone needs to check it out
2)Dexter trailer for season 5 looks crazy!
3)And of course Jersey Shore starts tomorrow! Put your hair gel in and start fist pumping!!

Stay Cool,
Chloe

I know this is a little late, but things have been busy over at The Covino and Rich Show while we prepare to bring you some awesome new stuff. The Covino and Rich Show was recently out on the west coast bringing you the show live from the 2010 All-Star Fan Fest in Anaheim, California. Lets recap what went on at the All-Star Fan Fest.

To start off the guys got into a discussion about sports movies. This discussion brought us to an important question. How much sports should your woman know? The consensus we reached said that girls should know a little bit but not be Mrs. Statboy. I know a few girls that live an breath sports teams and I won’t lie it comes off as being unattractive. Check out the trailer for my favorite sports movie below.

While The Show is on the wast coast, it just so happens that the hotel Spot and Rich were staying at was literally walking distance to Disney World. So with some free tickets in hand Spot and Rich took a trip into Disney. Covino was quick to lay into them say that it is pretty yagadosh for two guys to go to Disney Land together. While a lot listeners called in and gave good points on both sides, the ruling is still out out.

Hmm maybe its not ok to go with your guy buddy.

On Monday the guys also started their annual Fan Fest Challenges. The first one was the pitching contest and the results are as follows:

1st Round
Rich: 70
Covino: 68
Spot: 42 (FYI Spot got out thrown by a little leaguer)

2nd Round
Rich: 73
Covino: 71
Spot: 43

So yes spot is terrible at throwing baseballs. However, to his defense it sound like he wasn’t taking a a real wind up.

To continue the festivities Covino and Rich challenged Spot to a churro eating contest. Spot could only eat 2 so he gets a E for Failure.

Yes, Spot was enjoying this.

The challenges continue with a sliding booth at the Fan Fest. Spot went head first, but didn’t beat the pitch.

During the Home Run Derby C&R again made it in the pages of bushwacker glory. When a ball makes its way towards their seats, Spot, Covino and Rich bring the bushwacker out in full glory, bushwack on guys.

Getting on the in stadium screen and on ESPN gave the guys a huge adrenaline rush. We started today’s shows talking about what that rush feels like. You could be on TV, have a near death experience, meet your hero or even call in your favorite radio station and get on air. The rush is always the same.

Seeing as the show was out on a Tuesday they couldn’t forget about talking a little Pussification of America. We have 3 stories and you guys can be the judge .

1. Mascots are getting sued for interacting with fans. Things like jumping into the stands dancing with fans and hugging fans has been leading mascots to court. Is this messed up or what, these guys are trying to show you a good time and sue them? Find something better to do.
2. 2. We constantly are trying to soften the blow of failure for kids nowadays. Teachers and parents are proposing that the letter E should replace F when a student is give a failing grade, so as to not make the kid feel like a failure. Hey kid do your homework because guess what, you are a failure, no way around it.
3. 3. Strong push for Native American teams to be pushed from sports and replaced with new names. So the Fighting Sioux should be changed but the Fighting Irish is ok. Hello double standard.

So which one of these do you thing is the most pussified. Personally i think there are all equally shitty.

Next up on the show we talked about one of Covino’s favorite topics conspiracy theories. A UFO is spotted over China. While these sighting are usually nothing new it prompted the Chinese government to close the airports close to the where the phenomenon happened. Could it really be nothing? If it is then that’s a whole lot of nothing to close an airport.

A chupricabra was recently found and killed in Texas. I saw a picture of this thing and unless that is the sickest coyote in the world then its definitely real. Check out the picture below.

Las t up on the C&R All-Star show the first of the Mel Gibson tapes begin to emerge. This instantly gives rise to a Mel Gibson vs. Christian Bale remix on youtube. I would say its official, Gibson is nuts.

Tune into the Covino and Rich Show from 12-3 EST on Stars Too Sirius 108 and XM 139. Don’t forget to check us out on facebook at http://www.facebook.com/covinoandrichshow and on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/covinoandrich.

Hey guys, it’s Chloe here with a recap of today’s C&R Show. It started of by Covino talking about his hang over from eye dosing, which is sounds that make you feel high. I personally don’t believe in this but according to some people it really does work, and give you hang over’s for that matter! Rumor has it, it is also something that the military uses to try to get vital information out of prisoners… so next time you listen to these sounds BE CAREFUL because little do you know they may drive you insane.

Next on the C&R show we talking about thing you may not know about your girl. Have you ever been in a situation where you have been dating someone for a while or even married to that person and out of nowhere you find out something new about that person? It doesn’t have to be bad, it could just be a fun fact, but this actually happened to Covino last night. He found out his baby mama, Layla was in the music video Dirty Pop by Nsync (1:45 seconds into the video). I mean being a girl who was young and loved pop bands during the 1990’s I must admit that is pretty cool! But some of the listeners who called up told stories about something they found out that wasn’t that cool but actually disturbing about their girl. Sometimes it’s better not to investigate things in peoples past, and love the person you are with in the moment.

Ice -T…recently he was pulled over by the police for not wearing his seatbelt and got thrown into jail..he then went home and tweeted the officers name and badge number which lead us to talking about the law enforcement and technology. In today’s world with all the technology we have whether it is camera’s on cell phones or point and shoots, it is very easy to catch people doing something wrong and then be able to put it on the internet for everyone to see. Now in some cases this is annoying and uncalled for, but in other cases when it comes to dealing with bad cops, it is a good way to show the world how police can no longer be unjust and get away with treating people poorly. For example, a 57 year old woman called the police because she heard something in the backyard. When the police came they got into a little argument and the police officer decided it was okay to taze an old women 12 times. If she had not gotten this on video the police officer could have gotten away with doing such a disgusting thing, but because it had been recorded, she was able to show the world her being assaulted. So next time you get in trouble with the police, unless you should be in trouble, be aware about your surroundings and make sure you are being treated properly by the authorizes.

According the C&R the expendables featuring Terry Cruise, Randy Couture, and Jet Lee is the “bro” movie to see…so for all of you dudebros looking for a good movie here is one just for you

As we do every Wednesday it is that time of the day, my favorite time for me to rap. On today’s show I rapped Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A lot, which I must say I nailed (not to be cocky) but I definitely redeemed myself after the past few weeks….

To end the show we heard a little clip to preview the Spot Vs. Kristen tomorrow. Will they be able to save their relationship by confronting each other on air? Or will the callers just tear her apart? You’ll have to wait and see on the C&R show tomorrow.

Stay Cool
Chloe