The Covino & Rich Show

Hey Dudebros and Nussies,

Just wanted to give you an update of the week of action so far in Miami, FL. Despite a rainy start, the week has turned out to be amazing. We’ve met legends, dudebros, and PLENTY of nussies…

We also did some on the scene investigations with the hotties around South Beach…

Are D-shirts annoying and do they make a bad first impression?

Do girls ever make up elaborate lies when ditching a guy?

*Seinfeld tone* What’s the deal with Hotel Sex?

How do women send signals to guys at these parties?

Now a slow internet connection is preventing us from getting you some of the good vids, but we’re doing our best to get you some good stuff. And in case you haven’t seen it, here’s a little sample of the fun we’re having…

Rich takes on the pool –

The infamous “Booty Walk” –

T-shirts or D-shirts?

Rich Davis’ infamous Joe Montana story

Joe Montana on the Super Bowl Party Scene

Joe Montana talks about his loyalty to the 49ers

Rich vs. T.O. in a 3-point shootout

So make sure you check back here for updates, but from South Beach Miami, we out!!

Covino & RIch

Hey C&R listeners, this is Alex the “Intern” giving you an update of today’s show in case you missed it.

The show is in Miami, Florida this week, and C&R start off with a visit from Joe Montana, who is an avid guacamole expert and headlines his own nacho guacamole recipe. He also happens to be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, so he and C&R talk football and the upcoming Superbowl. C&R ask Joe who he thinks is the best quarterback of all time and Joe diplomatically responds that it’s too hard of a decision because quarterback styles are so different.

After Joe leaves, Covino starts talking about what a glutton Rich is, and how he eats food like an angry and desperate monster. A caller says that his friend is also a glutton but Covino assures him that Rich is at an entirely different level of gluttony. To illustrate his point, Covino tells a story in which Rich, wanting a cup of coffee, just says to a sassy waiter, “Heat it up!” Sarah agrees with Covino and says that Rich is definitely a glutton.

After a break, C&R start talking about some dudebros they met the previous night. One big guy named Rodney, seemed like he was going to beat them up but ended up loving their show. Most of the dudebros they met were awesome guys and knew about their show and a lot of their stories. Old perverts who like to go around slapping girl’s asses seem to like Rich the most.

They also ran into an old “acquaintance” of Rich’s at a party. This guy is referred to as “College Sports Brady” but for brevity’s sake, will be referred to as CBS in this update. CBS used to work at a radio station with Rich. Rich thinks they were only acquaintances but CBS, in a drunken stupor pretends like they have been best friends forever. CBS is a sloppy drunken mess and to prove it, Spot plays a clip of from the night where CBS sounds even drunker than C&R have described him. Rich says that he was scared that people would attribute CBS’s sloppiness to him if it looked like they were good friends. C&R then ask the question “What do you do if a friend is embarrassing you?” Callers put their two cents in, and a guy named “Milkman” tells a story about his friend who murdered a dude for embarrassing him…

C&R find out that if you are wearing a square watch on South Beach it means you’re a square (homosexual). It is soon realized that Spot is wearing a square watch in South Beach.

C&R ask what is it about hotel sex that women love so much? Spot plays a clip of women being interviewed about why they love hotel sex so much. The hot female voices give a plethora of reasons including “its kinky”, “ you don’t have to clean up” and “its dangerous because people could hear”. Sarah says that a lot of women want people to hear when they are having sex in a hotel. A caller named Nick tells a story about how he and his wife had sex in a hotel and she turned into an angry sex monster (comparable to Rich as a food monster). It then dawns on Covino that every time parents went for a weekend in Jersey City, it was only to get their nut on.

Some dudebro’s around the pool area talk about all the hot nussies walking around the pool area. C&R talk about the scene as well, noting that there is a lot of “lower butt cheek” showing.

Rich says that Covino made one of the dumbest comments he’s ever heard when he asked if his weiner splashed in the toilet at the hotel. Weiner talk ensues (including a bit about Greg Oden’s weiner). Rich says that he pushes his weiner down when he takes a shit so it doesn’t hit into the toilet bowl. A caller suggests that he places toilet paper as a barrier.

Rich observes that ever since he’s become tied down, women no longer see him as a threat but instead as “good old Rich”. He then takes a not-so-passive swipe at Spot by saying that he is always in the friend zone. C&R point out that Spot is no longer the safe guy because he’s now “flirty McGurty”. The night before, Spot had apparently talked to a nussie for a while and even made a naughty joke suggesting that they should go to bed together. Spot vehemently denied these accusations and used the old “I was just kidding, I don’t flirt” excuse. Calls came flooding in with people saying that C&R are throwing Spot under the bus and that Spot is completely busted. C&R find the girl that Spot was talking to the night before and ask her if she thought Spot was flirting. She feels he absolutely was. Spot finally assures everyone that if the girl had gone along with his joke, he would have backed out.

That’s the update for today, but make sure you guys tune in tomorrow and Friday for more dudebros, football, and nussies!

Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…

We kicked off the show today with Rich’s final thoughts about the late night TV hosts. Tonight is Conan O’Brien last night with NBC. According to C&R David Letterman is the best so all the nonsense surrounding everyone else shouldn’t even faze people.

Covino quickly jumped in to bring up a question about Haiti and the Dominican Republic. He was wondering why Haiti had devastating earthquakes while the DR had relatively no problems whatsoever. We had a couple of callers who came off with many different reasons, such as Haiti made a deal with the devil, or the US was testing an earthquake causing device, or the construction laws are different. After we talked about this for a while Covino got angry and decided that we he didn’t want to talk about Haiti anymore and that he would rather talk about the Jersey Shore.

Last night was the finale of MTV’s hit show The Jersey Shore and it was followed right away by the reunion special.  They showed some unseen footage about Sammi, aka sweetheart, and it made Ronnie her juicehead boyfriend that she met on the show break up her with on the spot. This brought up an interesting question; can you get angry at your woman or man for something that happened at the very beginning of your relationship. Covino said that you can’t get angry if it was in the beginning of the relationship because you should not expect someone to drop everything for you until they are sure that they want to be with you. I brought up the question, how long constitutes the beginning of the relationship, and after some debate we decided that it is in between four and six weeks.

After we moved past the Jersey Shore we were joined in the studio by Shauna Sands, the new vivid video star and past playboy model. We discussed her giant breasts (34 DD) and how big is too big. We talked about why she thinks her ass is fit, because she bangs all the time and she has sex all the time. Covino brought up how she is the new renegade and how it is poking fun of her ex, Lorenzo Lama, the star of the show renegade from back in the day. We got into what went down between her and Vivid Video and how she had to get involved so she could make the video what she wanted it to be. We asked what she was going to tell her daughters and she said that she had a couple more years to think about it. Rich started to get pretty in depth with his questions about the video, which made it clear to everyone that he has watched it more than once.

As Shauna Sands walked out of the studio we were joined by Sebastian Maniscalco, a Guido comedian that Rich and Covino both sweat a lot. Covino started off by saying that he wasn’t a homo but that he really followed this guy’s career since the days of MySpace. Covino wanted him to make fun of Rich because his love of flip flops, but Sebastian said he couldn’t say anything if it’s working for him. We brought up our Pussification of America skits and brought up how parents are raising their kids today, he agrees that there is so much bullshit and C&R we very happy that he is on the same page as all of us. We talked about his comedy, what he has done in the past and what his plans for the future are. We talked about his tour with Vince Vaughn and other shit. Overall he was a really funny and nice guy and we were happy to have him here in the studio.

After Sebastian left we got to talking about the NFL championship weekend and which teams each one of us would like to see in the Superbowl. Rich said that he wants it to be the Colts and the Saints because they are opposites and he thinks it would be the best game. Covino and I agree that a Jets/Vikings Superbowl would be awesome because it would be the best offense versus the best defense. Rich went as far to make predictions on this weekend’s outcomes:

Colts 27-Jets 10

Saints 38-Vikings 27

Moving past our NFL talks we got to talking about vengeful Exs and about John Cryer, from Two and a Half Men, and how his woman hired a hit man to kill him. Then we talked about one of Obama’s aides that was having an affair and how the woman, when he left her, bought a billboard in times square as revenge with a website (charlesphillipsandyavaughniewilkins.com) so they can find out all about how he treated her. We received some crazy calls, but then had to move on because we were joined in the studio by Montro 99. 

Montro 99 is a professional barber for all the sports stars and he joined us in the studio today to trim Spot up and make him look presentable. We learned about his beginnings and how he was flown around everywhere just to cut hair. C&R called him a true hustler and asked him all about the perks that he receives and about his average day. He got to work on spot to turn him from big sloppy to big poppy. It took him roughly 17 minutes but it was definitely worth it, spot looks awesome now. While he was cutting I stepped away to film the whole thing but Rich and Covino kept the show going.

We did a lot today and will be back on Monday, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!

Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…

Rich decided that he wanted to start the show today by talking food, because every guy loves food. He brought up Buffalo Wild Wings and how fucking awesome they are and then quickly switched cultures to talk about Italian food and how Sara, his woman, made Gnocchi with vodka sauce. He said it was delicious but it wasn’t the meal that Rich really wanted to talk about, he was curious about how popular Vodka sauce is. He knows that it’s popular around where he is from and in real Italian areas, but is it a widely known sauce. Personally I thought anyone who went to an Italian restaurant ever would know about Vodka sauce, but according to all the callers that we had that never heard of it I guess I was wrong. Talking food got us into listing which types of food are the best; this is what we came up with:

1. Mexican Food (this might have been influenced by Covino)
2. Italian Food
3. Japanese
4. Asian Fusion (any combination)
5. American (steaks and burgers) or BBQ

After the food conversation peaked with a caller from a Vermont based chef, who was getting pretty specific, we moved on to talk about shows that Rich watched on TV last night. Obviously we talked about American Idol first and both Covino and Rich agreed that it is a show that truly is a turd, but that it has been polished up to a high shine. Covino said that it is the 9^th season so if they didn’t get their shit together by now they should just give up. We made fun of Idol for a while and then talked about a show that premiered last night called Human Target. This show is about a bodyguard that sits in the background until he observes who is trying to cause a ruckus and then he steps in to save the day. Episode one involved flipping planes upside down and fighting on a plane’s wheel well and other shit. All of this nonsense, made Rich ask; where the line is between entertaining and over the top stupidity.

Once we finished talking about crappy TV Rich thought it was a good time to talk about Scott Brown, the man who was elected to finish up the senate term for the late Ted Kennedy. I know so little about politics that I had no idea who this guy was before we brought him up on the show today. Rich brought up how he is a young guy who is charismatic and how he is getting a following in the senate. To tell the truth I lost track of where Rich was going with this but I believe he was making a comparison to how President Obama was widely unknown at first and how he rose so fast; maybe this was a Dickey Davis prediction. Covino mentioned that all politics suck and I agree with him, I for one was happy to move onto other topics.

The other topic that we moved to next was Heidi Montag and the outrageous number of surgeries that she had on her face (10 in one day) because she is a wacko. She believes in God and believes that God created her doctor so that he could perform these surgeries on her. This drives me crazy, this woman should be put into a mental institution, she shouldn’t be allowed to throw money around and change herself completely.  She is trying to be the next best thing; she put roughly a million dollars into her CD believing a hundred percent that she would make her money back, so far she has sold less than 700 copies. That just makes me want to say HA HA HAHAHAHA! Talking about this wacko brought us to talking about plastic surgery in general and if it is ever worth it. We all agreed that some people definitely need surgery to fix one or two things when they actually have problems, but that no one should be allowed to abuse surgery like this bitch did.

Moving on, Covino decided to bring up how much he loved video games as a kid; especially the regular Nintendo system (NES) and how he played all the time until he realized that he loved getting chicks more. He said beating Mike Tyson is cool, but making out with chicks is even cooler. This was funny because Spot found a stat that said that 20% of relationships end because the dude spends too much time playing video games and not enough time on their ladies. Really? What guy would rather play need for speed more than he would like to bang his girlfriend? These people need to get a life. Covino and Rich brought up all the reasons that they have been dumped but playing too many video games was not among the many reasons. Rich believes that the only times video games are playable is when you are playing with family members (like guitar hero and others like it) or when you are playing a sports game when you are briefly visiting a dudebro.

During our second break the guys sent me out to get some drinks for them because they were a little parched and I unfortunately missed a couple of minutes of the show, when I got back we were talking about our Friend in need, Ben, can’t remember shit about women that he has banged or even the women that he has seriously dated, he was wondering if he is losing his mind. Rich said that he feels the same way even though he remembers that back in the day he made the conscious decision that he was going to remember a particular ass or pert pair of tits. Covino said that no one can remember everything unless they have a poor rolodex; Spot said only scumbags forget women that they have hooked up with. This sparked a huge debate between C&R and Spot, C&R held strong that everyone forgets shit, but Spot said that when people can remember their 4^th grade teacher’s name they should be able to remember all the ass they have gotten. What it came down to according to C&R is that most people remember the highlights, only the superheroes remember everything.

After we helped our friend in need we started to play some unlabeled CDs that were found on Spot’s desk. For the past couple of days we have been discussing how much of a mess Spot’s desk is so yesterday Rich was throwing things around and found a whole bunch of CDs that he brought in today. Most of them that we played were garbage but a couple of them were priceless.

We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!

Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…

We kicked off this Wed-nes-day by talking to Covino about his baby girl, Melody Rain. Rich, for some reason, was wondering about babies that cannot walk and if they need shoes or not. Covino said that Melody is a wonder baby and that she can already moon walk and that she definitely needs shoes. This got us to talking about what parents waste their money on when they have their first baby, since Rich and I don’t have children we left this conversation up to Covino. Covino said that people exaggerate the cost of diapers and shit but that for the most part nothing is breaking his bank.

Since we were talking about babies anyway Covino decided to bring up the fact that mothers are attached to their babies before they are even born and that it takes longer for fathers. He made it clear that he loved his baby girl but it wasn’t until she was a couple of months old and she started smiling up at him that he really felt connected. Covino just had that thought on his mind and wanted to get that out there.

After Covino got that off his mind we moved on to talk about a video that we saw on YouTube where some Ginger kid (red hair and freckles) ranted about how he is tormented by south park and about how people think he has a no soul. This kid gets crazy and asks why other stereotypes aren’t allowed but people can still call redheaded people in the street Gingers without repercussions. Covino and Spot believe that Rich started part of this attacking Gingers thing, because he mentioned it on this show and on the Morning Mash Up and actually made some little girl cry. Our callers were split between thinking redheads were crazy hot or just beat, so they didn’t help us settle the argument. Covino was just shocked that redheaded people feel so poorly about themselves and hope that when they have children they will not have red hair. We felt bad after a while that we were insulting a whole group of people so we decided that we needed to move on and lighten the mood.

Our mood lightening story was about a Jets fan who got arrested during the Jets game in San Diego this past Sunday. Covino and Rich said that they don’t have a problem with a fan supporting his team but they have a problem with fans going to an away game and screaming like a buffoon. This guy was cheering like an idiot at Chargers fans and all of a sudden he was tackled by roughly 6 cops for no reason whatsoever, even the Chargers fans that he was yelling at came to his defense. What is this world coming to when a fan gets arrested just for being a fan?

Coming back from our first break Rich and Covino decided to talk about greeting people in elevators or in bathrooms and shit like that. Rich said that it’s polite to talk to people and sometimes make small talk, but Covino completely disagreed and said that a greeting is only deserved when you know the person. Rich countered with the fact that it’s strange when people are just standing around when they aren’t talking but Covino said it’s even more strange to talk to someone you don’t even know when you should be minding your own business. They agreed to disagree and then decided to take a call from a Dudebro in need.

Our Dudebro in need, Nick, was just dumped by his girl out of nowhere and he was really feeling hurt. He said that he was just about to move out to where she lives and that now he doesn’t know what to do. Covino told him that he has to pull the disappearing act, which involves telling the nussie that you still have feelings for her, but then completely cutting off contact while she tries as hard as possible to talk to you about your feelings. Covino pulled this off before and said that it works, sometimes too well.

Nick had to leave so we changed topics to talk about how women can complement their dudes, Rich found this at Asylum.com:

1. Praise the dude’s taste in shit, like movies and food and shit, tell him the stuff he likes is the best
2. Complement the guy’s package
3. Complement his skills, from video games to sports, anything
4. Complement his bedroom game, talk up his sex skills
5. Compare your dude to guys that they admire, tell them that they remind you of someone that they think is badass
6. Kiss and grab your dude randomly because it makes the dude feel irresistible
7. Note the small stuff and make the effort seem like it was huge
8. If you guy fails at something, encourage him and give him an A for effort, blame the failure on someone else
9. When you don’t want to do something complement your guy into doing it for you, like you’re so strong can you carry these bags

After hearing all of these Rich and Covino agreed that Asylum got it right and that they have both heard these things from their women in the past. Covino said women automatically know these things and that’s why dudes hear this shit all the time even though most of the time its bullshit.

After learning that women are tricksters we decided to help another friend in need. Alex in Tennessee is 5’6” and although he doesn’t think he is a midget he does have some problems talking to women. He wants to know how to eliminate the height variable or if he should just try to get with shorter women. Covino said that there are only 2 ways to get around this, buy shoes that add inches or become a successful person. He said it is known that women don’t date short men unless they have obtained balla status.

Starting off our last hour of the show we were talking about drinking games and if they are still fun when you become an adult. Covino and Rich said that they aren’t fun because it distracts you from getting with women and that as an adult you never go out with the intention of getting fucked up, which is what those games are for. Covino said he wouldn’t play because it is so lame, but Rich said that there are times to have fun and act silly.

We then took another phone call from a Dudebro who needed advice. Nick is the only one of his friends that has a girlfriend and a job and his whole group of friends is ragging on him for never being around anymore and being “wifed up.” They continually say that he is a different guy but he knows that he is the same guy who just happens to be growing up.

We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!

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Hello all C&R listeners out there, this is Maxamillion the “Intern” giving you an update on today’s show just in case you missed it, which we know you didn’t mean to do…

Covino and Rich, before the show started today, were talking about wrestling, because it was actually cool back when they were kids and they still harbor a little of the gayness that went along with watching this nonsense. They were having a conversation about which wrestler had the gayest costume; they were throwing out name after name that I never heard of; however when they finished the conversation the costume gayness rating was: Goldust, Leaping Lanny Poffo and Adorable Adrian Adonis.

Coming to real sports news, the Pacquiao/Mayweather fight is no longer occurring because Pacquiao is refusing to perform the Olympic style drug testing that Mayweather requested. Covino and I believe that this paints Pacquiao in a bad light because it looks like he has something to hide, but Rich thinks that this makes Mayweather look like a chump because he is trying to delay the fight. Rich also went on to say that he doesn’t like that people will automatically believe Pacquiao is a drug user. Bottom line in my book, step up if you have nothing to hide; we will keep all you Dudebros out there updated as we find out.

Then as a quick change Covino decided to tell everyone a story about how he is not the handiest of men and how it gets even worse when his woman Layla is watching him. When Covino attempted to remove his Xmas tree this year Layla told him that they could return the stand for money but Covino couldn’t figure out how to get the base off the tree while it was still filled with water. Layla never had a tree before so she couldn’t help Covino and something that he hoped would be simple ended up being a huge inconvenience; there was a huge mess and Covino ended up looking like a buffoon. Because of this Covino decided that he is no longer going to have a real tree and that plastic ones are the way to go.

Covino took his tree down earlier rather than later because he was following one of my patented holiday season rules; the Xmas tree must come down within two weeks after the New Year. And just because I am feeling good today I will throw in another rule for all the dudebros out there; you cannot say “Happy New Year” after January 9^th. As more holidays approach we will let you know the appropriate rules that you need to follow.

After our first break we mentioned briefly that Rich met the Jonas Brothers this morning while he was doing the Morning Mash Up and how he asked them if they watched the South Park episode that made fun of their purity rings. The brothers said they weren’t interested, but Rich figured that getting dissed by SP for a whole episode is like getting a lot of props. Since the Jonas Brothers are fags anyway we decide to move on, Rich just thought it was interesting.

Once Rich got that riveting story off his chest Covino chose to take the opportunity to talk a little baseball and about this year’s induction into the Hall of Fame, Andre Dawson. It takes 75% of the votes to pass and be added to the hall of fame and Dawson was the only person to make it this year. Covino offered up some props to the Dawson who spent most of his career playing for the Expos or the Cubs. Talking about the Hall of Fame brought the conversation to Roberto Alomar and how he was not inducted to the hall of fame because of when he spit on the umpire 15 years ago. Rich was wondering if this is the only reason keeping him out and if a man spitting on another man is the worst thing that could go down. Personally I can think of many things that are worse than spitting on another dude, like pissing or butt rape just off the top of my head. The conversation went back and forth with no real conclusion but come on, how can something as stupid as spitting on someone get you banned from the Hall of Fame, it’s supposed to mean more than that.

Then we brought up a problem that has been bothering Covino and Rich lately that all stems from a best of Weird Al Yankovic CD. Spot found this CD in the office while looking through all the shit on his desk and without really caring through it onto Rich’s desk. For months Rich kept moving the CD around and it wasn’t until Covino asked to have the CD that Rich decided that he wanted it too. They have been arguing for quite some time about who should get this CD so they thought it would be best to discuss it on the air. This conversation evolved into talking about people in general and how they place value on things that other people want; Rich said he used to do this all the time when Covino pointed out women he wanted to bang, and anyone will recognize this as the truth if they have ever watched children playing.

Entering into the last hour of the show for today we talked about how Rich caught shit from his woman last night after talking about the wedding registry on the show yesterday and being a pompous ass about it. Since Sara was a little upset with Rich and his groomzilla attitude Rich decided that he would move back and let Sara take care of the major shit so he will not get too crazy. Rich now thinks that he found the way to trick the woman into doing all the work in planning the wedding, even though this wasn’t his plan for his own wedding; make like you want to do so much, freak the woman out and then sit back and let her take charge.

Then we got to a segment that means a lot to every one of us; helping dudebros who are in trouble out there. Today we got an email from our dudebro Jacob from Michigan who is having problems with his woman. What we gathered from the email is that Jacob’s woman has a baby girl from another dude and that they have a long distance relationship where they only get to see each other on the weekends. Recently in their relationship his lady is asking for space and isn’t talking to Jacob as much and he is a little concerned. We talked about this topic for a while and we got many callers and almost everyone agreed that this girl is a nussie who is out to get other cock. Covino said that young woman don’t need space or time and that it’s all BS. Then somehow we got onto all the songs that you sing when you lose your woman and how so many songs make more sense when you are in a break up or rough patch. This topic was all over the place but we all think that Jacob needs to move on and find a better woman for him.

To close the show Covino and Rich thought it would be cool to give a list of sports players to look out for in 2010, they are:

1-      Steven Strasburg: Baseball

2-      John Wall: Basketball

3-      Ndamukong Suh: Football

4-      Bryce Harper: Baseball

5-      Gael Kakuta: Soccer

6-      Taylor Hall: Hockey

7-      Bojan Krkic: Soccer

8-      Tyler Seguin: Hockey

9-      Ricky Rubio: Basketball

10-   Madison Bumgarner: Baseball

We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!

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Before we got into anything serious today Covino and Rich were talking with each other about going to the Super Bowl this year like they have for the past couple of years. While talking, Rich let it slip that he attended a white person party that Covino wasn’t invited to, where he found out that they will be going to the Super Bowl again this year. When Covino asked Rich if he was sure Rich said that he was almost sure, Covino said that no one should say anything unless they are 100% positive. People say shit all the time without knowing for sure and it ends up screwing them. So just to start off, C&R wanted to give everyone a piece of advice, don’t talk unless you know what you are talking about.

While we were joking around Covino decided to drop a story on us so about his family to keep the laughs rolling. Apparently back in the day Covino’s father was driving around and saw the word “logistics” written on a truck and didn’t know what it meant so he decided to call his wife to find out. Covino’s mother told him that “logistics” means what goes on behind the scenes and other shit that kind of explained it but didn’t hit the nail right on the head. Regardless of what the true definition was Covino’s father liked the word and decided that he was going to open up a company called Covino Logistics. Therefore we decided that every interesting sounding invention from now on will be from Covino logistics.

After our friendly note to our Dudebros out there and Covino’s story, we decided to talk about finding money lying around houses when a relative passes away. Covino and Rich kicked off this conversation talking about how when people die their relatives rummage through everything like vultures, however it pays off, literally, when you take the time to look through everything. People started calling in telling us that when their parents or grandparents passed away they found money in the strangest places. Covino believes that it is mostly men who do things like this because they like to have a private stash of money that their women cannot touch, but I think that its mostly the fact that people don’t trust banks and would rather have their own money on hand. I guess this is C&R lesson learning day because by this point in the show I already learned not to talk without knowing things for sure, and that I should look through my deceased family member’s shit.

Talking about finding money in family member’s houses brought us to talking about safety deposit boxes and whether or not they are still necessary. Covino and Rich were talking about what younger people, like people in their 20s or 30s, would even have that is worth enough to put inside a safety deposit box in the first place. We had a little caller war about whether or not it’s better to have things in safety deposit boxes or to keep shit in a little safe in your house. C&R after a while where starting to believe that using a safety deposit box was an outdated concept but some people were calling in saying that they are very important.  Many callers had questions about safety deposit boxes in general so it is clear that they are less used than they were before. What it comes down to is that people need to choose for themselves because some people have more important/expensive than others that they want protected.

After getting through our callers we decided to let Rich vent about his brother, Top Jimmy, and how Jimmy’s new hobby is kind of gay. According to Rich, Jimmy is now a bird guy because he and his girlfriend own a bird now and are very into it. They go to pet stores to see birds and they take pictures with their bird for the holidays and shit; Rich wants to know if this is questionable and if he should talk to his brother about it. Covino said that nothing is strange about owning a bird; he thinks ferrets are gayer unless you are the beastmaster, but Rich and I were not so convinced. Spot said that birds are weird because they aren’t like normal animals like cats or dogs. Rich was just concerned for his brother because he doesn’t want him to be branded as the bird guy, especially since the type of bird he has lives for like 50-60 years.

Since Spot was in the studio at this point Rich decided to take the opportunity to talk about how much he hates wedding registries and how he is registered at the fucking bank. He doesn’t understand why people insist on getting him shit when he feels like he has everything that he needs. Spot felt the need to point out that Rich has shit that is for bachelor quality life and that he might actually want shit that is nicer for his married life. Spot felt that Rich needs to update his shitty stuff because now is his chance. Rich, being Rich, refused to see any reason here and said that the only place he will register is Bank of America. One particularly interesting caller told us that the registry is for women to get what they want and that the man should just ask their best men to get what they want for themselves. By the end of the segment Rich had multiple people telling him that he was wrong and that he was only interesting in showing off to his friends, but Rich still stood strong, he even decided to call Sara up and even though she wasn’t as strongly against it she did say that she thinks they have everything they need already. Covino finished off by saying that registries are for couples who are getting married at a younger age because they don’t have shit, which is wise, however Spot said again that sometimes people want better shit than what they have. We had to close this segment off because we had so much stuff that we still wanted to get to today but rest assured that Rich walked away from this segment with a couple things on his mind.

Rich had a couple minutes to think and then we moved on to our next topic which involved a new idea from Covino. One of our Dudebros out there named Randy likes to super impose his face onto the porn he is watching so he can imagine himself banging whichever nussie is in question. Covino thinks that Randy does this as a joke but he thinks that it actually is a good idea. Covino wants to set up something where any Dudebro can take a picture of their heads so it can be super imposed onto porn of their choosing. Rich, Spot and I believe that this would be cool idea if Covino meant it as a joke, but unfortunately for Covino he didn’t and actually went as far to say that you could still crank to yourself banging out. I mean we all agreed that we would rather see ourselves bang out than a random dude but more thought is needed. Before we moved on we had a caller that said he would like this if he could super impose his face on the dude and girls that he has always wanted to bang on the nussie’s face; knowing that this could be done too we all like the idea much more.

We finished up the show talking about a show on Spike called Manswers. We think people love the show because the guys voice on the show is fucking hysterical there are random boob and ass shots. Just watching a couple episodes last night Rich learned about how boobs bounce in space, how there are 3 different kinds of sperm that act together like an army, how to get hit by a car if you cannot avoid it, and so many other interesting but mostly useless facts. Rich watched with Sara last night and realized that Sara found this shit hysterical also not because of what was learned but how the show gets the information across; yelling, boobs and ass mixed in with 3 facts. This shows how much guys turn their brain off and just like to look at ass and titties. This made us think about the other people that yell to get things across like Oprah and Deion Sanders.

We did a lot today and will be back tomorrow, so make sure you catch us on the air. Although I would like to close with my own words the best ones to use come from Rich and Covino themselves: Arrivederci and See You in the Promised Land!